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Things kids will never believe

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Uncle Leo said:
Fair point! I like The Housemartins, so I'm going to play them in the car this weekend when driving around my children (both six). Let's see how we go, although I am already predicting my daughter saying "Dad, this is rubbish, put on Shawn Mendes"
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Happy Hour is a sure fire kid hit, shurley? :unsure:
 
Uncle Leo said:
Perfect for the short drive to football training tomorrow morning I reckon!
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'Sheep' as well - my youngest used to request we listen to that - their melodies are almost nursery rhyme esque.

Both Kimya Dawson and Laura Viers wrote album's for their kids which may be worth a go.

For the very young 'Punk Rock Baby' was classic punk tracks converted to lullabies and they went on to make 'Rave Baby' 'Ska Baby' etc - good gifts for new parents.
 
We had a player that would score over 20 goals a season every season he was here , his name was King Billy Best .
 
Uncle Leo said:
True, but good point by Firestorm there. The version we have is very much NOT the radio edit!
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My wife has a story of being spoken to by a teacher as her kids were singing "inappropriate songs"
Their dad was driving them to school with a Dr Hook tape on, they had picked up on the catchy line "That's what I do when I can't get no pussy"
 
Firestorm said:
My wife has a story of being spoken to by a teacher as her kids were singing "inappropriate songs"
Their dad was driving them to school with a Dr Hook tape on, they had picked up on the catchy line "That's what I do when I can't get no pussy"
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Buy a dog?
 
Firestorm said:
My wife has a story of being spoken to by a teacher as her kids were singing "inappropriate songs"
Their dad was driving them to school with a Dr Hook tape on, they had picked up on the catchy line "That's what I do when I can't get no pussy"
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What Dr Hook song is that .
 
enfieldblue said:
you young whipper snappers. we actually had to get up to change the tv channels
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Our ITT 26 inch no less had buttons on the front for channels so we had a snooker cue for changing channels. Prompts me to remember that this telly was passed to me, survived for 20 years and was still going when I offloaded it. So for kids of today when you bought electrical goods they generally lasted years.
 
* ORM * said:
Our ITT 26 inch no less had buttons on the front for channels so we had a snooker cue for changing channels. Prompts me to remember that this telly was passed to me, survived for 20 years and was still going when I offloaded it. So for kids of today when you bought electrical goods they generally lasted years.
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I remember that our first remote control telly would change channels when you shook a bag full of copper coins. Twas very odd (and fun when your dad was trying to watch the news....)
 
Video recorders where the "remote" was attached to the machine by a long cable...

Waiting for the paper boy on a Thursday to bring you the latest comic

Them Football league ladders in Shoot
 
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