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  1. londonblue

    Russian 5 Year Olds Escape From Nursery

    I think these two were born about 75 years too late. They would have been heroes during the 2nd World War. Guardian

  2. Was this guy right in what he did?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/fatherhood/11086456/Was-I-right-to-complain-about-my-daughters-teacher.html Was I right to complain about my daughter's teacher? Robert Francis complained about a teacher at his daughter's nursery because he didn't like the look of him. Rightly or...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • didn francis html http nursery rate teacher
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. callan

    Interview with a zoner Wembley special

    After an absence of sometime….I have decided to resurrect ‘’interview with a zoner’’, for a one off Wembley special. Previously I have delved deep into the psyche of other zoners and have interviewed people from diverse cultural backgrounds (London fatso)...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • barnablue barry corr corr cultural economics fives foo football ful mister nursery political revealing sports winking zones
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. londonblue

    Work Life Balance

    Have a look at this: http://youtu.be/SXM7MpoVAD0 Personally I think I have it just about right. I have time in the mornings to take my boys to nursery, and I'm home in the evenings in time spend some time with them, and read to them and put them to bed. However, as a contractor, that may...

  5. Damp proof coursing / plastering

    All, In the process of converting my spare room to a nursery, I have today ripped off a shed load of pine cladding that was hiding a multitude of sins; Crumbling plaster and on one wall what looks like damp...now on one hand I'm ****ed off with the previous tenants slapdashery, but on the other...
    • MK Shrimper
    • Thread
    • cos coursing damp multi nursery pine plaster plastering rate tenants
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • attempted auntie benn birth bone bullies ched chuck compared drawings fa cup fleet fortune headed hidden hills lumps meat mums nursery oil pain panda parenting pleasures punching qui removal ripping scissors ski somewhere stones stopped tacking taught teacher teachers test thundersley
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. How long can chicken pox last?

    Well about 4 weeks ago picking my little one up from nursery was informed they think he had chicken pox, fair enough got it confirmed by the doctor. He seems to have had it very mild with small clusters of spots, and as soon as one set went more appeared else where but with no more than about...
  8. londonblue

    Who Didn't Make It Into Work Today?

    I didn't. I got to the nursery to drop my son off only for it to be closed. The nursery is at the top of a hill, and my car nearly didn't make it. Thankfully my wife works nearby so I popped in and took her 4x4 home. I can usually work from home, but it seems too many people are trying to do...
  9. TrueBlue

    SZ X-mas party how about.....

    We hire uncle wiggy to do a magic show? http://www.unclewiggy.co.uk/ but this is worrying poor man... DIARY DISASTER PLEASE READ BELOW CAREFULLY I have LOST my diary. The back up is unreliable so I need to re-book ALL bookings. If you have booked a party please call to re-book. I have set up a...
  10. Hotman

    what a joke

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/education/2261307/Toddlers-who-dislike-spicy-food-racist,-say-report.html Toddlers who turn their noses up at spicy food from overseas could be branded racists by a Government-sponsored agency. The National Children's Bureau, which receives...
    • Hotman
    • Thread
    • adds attitudes bra branded failing funded issued noses nursery recognise stil teachers unacceptable
    • Replies: 78
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. * ORM *

    Parliament

    Seeing the behaviour of MP's in question time today I felt embarrassed to be English. What the **** are we paying all these pr!icks for ? Certainly not to sit there point scoring and playing ner-nicky-ner-ner surely ? How the hell does this look to outsiders ? Could our overseas correspondents...
    • * ORM *
    • Thread
    • behaviour nursery outsiders parliament
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Bielzibubz

    The Turner Prize

    *.............* (insert your own expletive) What's up with these people. What exactly makes their pieces of 'art' any different and any more worthy than a splattering of paint on a piece of paper put together by a four year old at your local nursery? I've just listened to the...
    • Bielzibubz
    • Thread
    • exactly gran ive minority nursery pain paint temporary worthy
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Roll Call...

    A week or so ago (just before the Scunthorpe home game) I put up a topic about trying to generate a better atmosphere at the game. Now, I'm not suggesting that my post, e-mails, texts, etc had any effect whatsoever, but the atmosphere was a lot better than of late (of course winning 3-0 always...
  14. Kent Shrimper

    Another final for the

    Source: www.thisisessex Winners of Winners A hairdressing salon, a children's day nursery and Southend United football club are just three of the finalists announced for the Essex in Boom! Winners of Winners business awards. Panels of judges have finished their deliberations for the...
    • Kent Shrimper
    • Thread
    • awareness boom categories enterprise esses flyers foo football ful hall innovative league league one nursery qui roots roots hall southend southend united stansted
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. Song for Boxing Day

    'So here it is Lawrie Dudfield All the Shrimpers having fun We're looking to promotion now We're going to League One' Dedicated to all the Shrimper Boys and Girls in Reflex this evening. And yes I am aware of the irony of me ending up in an 80's club after slagging off the...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • ant ive league league one nursery shrimpers slagging
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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