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  1. RobM

    Zone visitors include...

    "Baidu Spiders (144), Google Spiders (17), BingBot Spiders (14), Yahoo! Slurp Spiders (1)" Is this a new language? Can someone translate, please? :unsure:
  2. C C Csiders

    Spiders with stiffy venom

    I love this story which, for me, in the last two paragraphs is the ultimate "I'll give you the good news first, then the bad news" story. http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/venomous-Brazilian-spiders-headed-Essex-Woman/story-22898021-detail/story.html Undertakers will certainly have issues...

  3. Eeeek!

    If you scream like a little girl at spiders, don't travel to Wagga Wagga in Australia. Flood waters have meant millions of spiders have taken over this town and covered it in web. Eeek!
  4. Cricko

    Zone Update The Secret of our Success

    Well it's fairly simple really, it is YOU! It is however worth explaining to all where we are now. In the past 2 years we have nearly trebled the amount of members that use the Zone and this has now caused us to face up to the fact our server space is to small.....Recent issues with crashes...
    • Cricko
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    • accountants blues brough caused cos dedicated english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shared shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea spiders sufc tan the home of football wish
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Question Spiders? Scary or not?

    I'm ****ing terrified of spiders. Ok? Simple. I can't stand them. ****ing nasty little *****. Anyway i once made the mistake of telling all my pals at work my little phobia. Now if i was working in an office, it wouldn't be so bad. Not many spiders there.... But working in a Car bodyshop is...
  6. South Bank Hank

    Gay Looking Spiders

  7. canveyshrimper

    Don't read if you are of a nervous dispostion

    A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home...
    • canveyshrimper
    • Thread
    • amazed burn eating flame fro headed mask parts rare res screaming spiders stopped tara transfers trucks
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Slipperduke

    Boring, boring Chelsea

    Thanks to Chelsea, I’m in a lot of trouble right now. You see, when I cover an away game from the television, I usually take the opportunity to invite a few people over, let them raid my beer fridge and then sit nearest the television with a notepad while they chatter around me. It was only...
    • Slipperduke
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    • cas castro conversation cup ead emotion entries exactly flowing goalless hanks impotent league liverpool qui rubbish russian ski sneak spiders threatened wallet
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Xàbia Shrimper

    The Ant & The Grasshopper

    1. CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • abandoned ant axes bbc coalition cos cultural diane diversity ead failing finishing fro funded grasshoppers hasn helpers immigrant ish laden laughs money multicultural naturally newly overcome rate shelter singing spiders
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
    • hexagon_sun
    • Thread
    • 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted barrett beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury metal michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    The Ant & The Grasshopper...

    CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • abandoned ant axes bbc coalition cos cultural diane diversity ead failing finishing fro funded grasshoppers hasn helpers immigrant ish laden laughs money multicultural newly overcome rate shelter singing spiders
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Leeboy

    Channel 4 100 Greatest Albums

    RADIOHEAD - OK Computer U2 - The Joshua Tree NIRVANA - Nevermind MICHAEL JACKSON - Thriller PINK FLOYD - Dark Side of the Moon OASIS - Definitely Maybe THE BEATLES - Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band MADONNA - Like a Prayer GUNS N' ROSES - Appetite For Destruction THE BEATLES...
    • Leeboy
    • Thread
    • beatles bends bleed blues bowie california dylan hymns joshua league lonely mars mondays moon music nico peppers pills prayer presley prodigy racks radiohead reed rolling roses runners screamadelica sessions sings spiders stones straits tracks urban verve
    • Replies: 53
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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