Why do Lesbians use strap ons?

[DTS]

I was down the pub last night for a few sharp halves after work with Ben. my work mate. Anyway we found a crappy pub called the St Christophers Inn which is basically a student place but its 2 for 1 on Corona so a round comes to £2.80 which is pretty cool.It also full of back packers who stay in the hostel above.

Anyway - Sat down chewing the fat and Discussing about the British Public in general when in walk two fat rough American lesbians. They ordered food and then sat on the same table as us. They then proceeded to kiss and stroke each other all night.

Ben made a half hearted effort to speak to them but it was clear they were men haters. Anyway but a long story short as they left, Ben said "I bet they are going upstairs for a strap on session".

Now I personally cannot see any reason why lesbians would want a strap on session with another woman as surely the dildo itself is the same thing they are trying to avoid with blokes.

Ben on the other hand claimed that with his extensive knowldege of Lesbians (He sat next to one when we worked at LTSB:confused: ) that they are all up to it.

Is it me or does using a strap on defeat the object? :flamer:

 

[Van Whale]

I had a couple of lesbians on my pub-quiz team at the weekend, and they would quite literally do anything, to anything.:eek:

 

[Slipperduke]

I believe that, much like their male counterparts, it's horses for courses.

Not all lesbians are into the strap-on thing, not all gay man like bum-sex.

I'm not sure it's the phallus they object to, I think it's the chap that comes with it. So to speak.

 

[Cricko2]

I believe that, much like their male counterparts, it's horses for courses.

Not all lesbians are into the strap-on thing, not all gay man like bum-sex.

I'm not sure it's the phallus they object to, I think it's the chap that comes with it. So to speak.

Well that confuses me even more...I like Dts, have often wondered why they use such things. I thought the whole process of being either Gay or Lesbian included the fact that the Girlies like Rug munching and the Guys like Hiding the sausage up a dark passage.

Having said that I am quite naive in these departments so I will Bow to Slippers greater knowledge;)

 

[Desert Shrimper]

I'm not sure it's the phallus they object to, I think it's the chap that comes with it. So to speak.

That's the long and short of it. Just because they fancy women doesn't mean that they're physically any differnet from their ****-loving counterparts. They all like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring......

 

[Cricko2]

That's the long and short of it. Just because they fancy women doesn't mean that they're physically any differnet from their ****-loving counterparts. They all like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring......

Sounds feasible......Still odd to me though ...mind you I have never been able to get my head around why alot of women seem to prefer "Rampant Rabbits " to men ( I never said me).

 

[callan]

I believe that, much like their male counterparts, it's horses for courses.

Not all lesbians are into the strap-on thing, not all gay man like bum-sex.

I'm not sure it's the phallus they object to, I think it's the chap that comes with it. So to speak.

I dont think this can be right, surely these women are just replicating being male?
My guess is that most lesbians secretly wish to be male, after all what greater way to get with more birds?
As I said to Mrs Callan the other night whilst watching the lesbians up the road get involved in some serious landscape gardening (they had shovels / wheelbarrows the works), "Look at those two, they've been working hard for hours at that but havent stopped for a single teabreak''...to which Mrs Callan replied ''no darling, shall I make you a drink, then you can mow the lawn''.
Now I'm not sure what is meant by all of this, but I did feel like going out to them and explaining how the job should be done properly.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Hope you weren't going to tell them how to prune their bushes Callan....

 

[callan]

Hope you weren't going to tell them how to prune their bushes Callan....

Good lord no, When Mrs C shaves I grow a beard.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

I know a lesbian couple, who dont use a strap on, but will use other toys on each other. I think they think it does degrade the whole point of being a lesbian of actually having a strap on, but using toys is ok

 

[MK Shrimper]

I've seen some informative, educational films on the whole process and I can assure you that;

"Some girls do, some girls don’t, some girls need a little lovin’, some girls don’t."

C'mon sing along!

 

[Slipperduke]

I think the important thing to remember is that lesbians are great.

 

[choggy]

I think the important thing to remember is that lesbians are great.

Only the lipstick variety. Fortunately, your more traditional carpet-muncher is a big scary heffer whose removal from the potential-shag market is no great loss.

 

[osymandus]

I think the important thing to remember is that lesbians are great.

Spot on . Mind you this whole discussion , does blur amazingly between what is Sexual identety (who you fancy , what turns you one (bloody simplified ) ) and Gender identety (how you see your self as male female inbetween , like a walrus etc ).

And you'd need a few years in Pysichertriy to even get the basic's

However as others said horses for course . Consenting adults , toys just go play . I mean the concept of "spiritual" sex Left handed Tantra (a form of Yoga) as it can be know . Is the dissolution of being and becoming one energy mass with your lover (whomever) to return to the godhead .

Puts a new spin on those Yoga classes :)

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

I forwarded this to a lesbian friend; her comments were just what I'd imagined: "Silly little boys imaginations getting carried away again. Probably the same gullible saddos who think that the 'lesbians' in their favourite porn film really ARE lesbians and not being paid £300 an hour to act out male fantasies!"

Wish I'd never asked ...

 

[Cricko2]

Talking off Stiflers Mum:eek:

Actually I did have a situation once .........That "came " very close to Tantric.

But we won't go there.

 

[Cricko2]

I forwarded this to a lesbian friend; her comments were just what I'd imagined: "Silly little boys imaginations getting carried away again. Probably the same gullible saddos who think that the 'lesbians' in their favourite porn film really ARE lesbians and not being paid £300 an hour to act out male fantasies!"

Wish I'd never asked ...

So No honest answer then Mike. Shame that, I would liked to of known her real opinion on this subject.

 

[callan]

I forwarded this to a lesbian friend; her comments were just what I'd imagined: "Silly little boys imaginations getting carried away again. Probably the same gullible saddos who think that the 'lesbians' in their favourite porn film really ARE lesbians and not being paid £300 an hour to act out male fantasies!"

Wish I'd never asked ...

You willbe telling us next there is no Father Christmas!

 

[Slipperduke]

I couldn't care less whether the bongo-lezzas are getting paid for their sapphic-style squirming. The important point is that they are girls and they are kissing. Let's never lose sight of that.

In fact, it makes it even more exciting that they're not actually lesbians.

Cool.

 

[callan]

I couldn't care less whether the bongo-lezzas are getting paid for their sapphic-style squirming. The important point is that they are girls and they are kissing. Let's never lose sight of that.

In fact, it makes it even more exciting that they're not actually lesbians.

Cool.

I solemnly pledge not to lose sight of this all important fact.
I think this should be condition of becoming a zoner if you dont pledge your out!