End of season Table

[The Artful Shrimper]

Having spent the best part of the morning checking all fixtures remaining, consulting various bookies odds and form guides etc etc, the end of seaso table should look like this;-

1 ** Doncaster 95
2 ** Hull City 89
3 ** Huddersfield 87
4 ** Torquay United 78
5 ** Mansfield Town 78
6 ** Oxford Utd 78
7 ** Yeovil 72
8 ** Lincoln City 69
9 ** Swansea City 65
10 ** Northampton 63
11 ** Leyton Orient 57
12 ** Boston United 56
13 ** Bury 54
14 ** Cambridge Utd 54
15 ** Sc**thorpe Utd 53
16 ** Southend Utd 52
17 ** Bristol Rovers 52
18 ** Cheltenham 50
19 ** Kidderminster 50
20 ** Rochdale 49
21 ** Darlington 48
22 ** York City 45
23 ** Macclesfield 44
24 ** Carlisle United 44

From our point of view this would be a bad run of form (considering) producing one win (Darlington) and one draw
( Rochdale) in our remaining 7 games. the more you study the other matches, the more confident I became of our survival and of course we could pull a few surprises, just as others could, so I suppose hopefully things will balance out like this. Bad form for Macclesfield and York though.....

[Matt the Shrimp]

Macc Town have won 3 and drawn 1 of the last 5. A table like this is based on total season form, rather than current form... and it's the latter that counts now.

York & Carlisle to go down, I reckon. We'll finish above Orient.

Matt

[Mr Wooly]

Despite staying up, would anyone still feel slightly deflated if we only finish 16th? I know I would. I think we are capable of finishing at least a few places above that.

Still, would of taken that position at christmas mind.

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[overseas shrimper]

I won't be too deflated. I'd love us to make the season safe and finish as high as possible, but I'm already thinking about the future and next year's promotion push.

Another false dawn?

let's hope not.

[Welsh_Shrimperz]

We need to make a strong finish to our season, finishing with 57 or 58 pts will do to give us hope for next season. If Tilson & Brush get a new contract, both need to prove to Ron Martin that they can gee the team to finish stronger not a flat end to the season - I hope both get their contract & stay for another 2 year.

Sorry, I don't think Macclefield will finish with 45 pts anyway as they beat Borient 1-0.

Quote[/b] (Welsh_Shrimperz @ April 10 2004,20:06)]We need to make a strong finish to our season, finishing with 57 or 58 pts will do to give us hope for next season. *If Tilson & Brush get a new contract, both need to prove to Ron Martin that they can gee the team to finish stronger not a flat end to the season - I hope both get their contract & stay for another 2 year.

Sorry, I don't think Macclefield will finish with 45 pts anyway as they beat Borient 1-0.
With a manager you got you are going to struggle ,i heard the players tell him what to do ,so f**k off in the conferance

[Welsh_Shrimperz]

Question: [B]

Who did Southend beat to reach the LDV Final & become Essex No1 at the same time?

[B]Answer:

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ April 10 2004,20:28)]With a manager you got you are going to struggle ,i heard the players tell him what to do ,so f**k off in the conferance
Jealousy is a nasty thing, old boy. Better look over your shoulder, because Southend are coming up fast on the rails.....

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[ShrimperJim]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ April 10 2004,20:28)]With a manager you got you are going to struggle ,i heard the players tell him what to do ,so f**k off in the conferance
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Cheers for that, you've made my night. Now f**k off back to your sheep!

[BENFLEET BLUE!]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ April 10 2004,20:28)]
Quote[/b] (Welsh_Shrimperz @ April 10 2004,20:06)]We need to make a strong finish to our season, finishing with 57 or 58 pts will do to give us hope for next season. *If Tilson & Brush get a new contract, both need to prove to Ron Martin that they can gee the team to finish stronger not a flat end to the season - I hope both get their contract & stay for another 2 year.

Sorry, I don't think Macclefield will finish with 45 pts anyway as they beat Borient 1-0.
With a manager you got you are going to struggle ,i heard the players tell him what to do ,so f**k off in the conferance
f**k OFF AND DIE A LONELY DEATH YOU DIRTY *******! http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[overseas shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ April 10 2004,21:28)]
Quote[/b] (Welsh_Shrimperz @ April 10 2004,20:06)]We need to make a strong finish to our season, finishing with 57 or 58 pts will do to give us hope for next season. If Tilson & Brush get a new contract, both need to prove to Ron Martin that they can gee the team to finish stronger not a flat end to the season - I hope both get their contract & stay for another 2 year.

Sorry, I don't think Macclefield will finish with 45 pts anyway as they beat Borient 1-0.
With a manager you got you are going to struggle ,i heard the players tell him what to do ,so f**k off in the conferance
Your written English is deplorable... but I suppose it's hard to concentrate while your getting off on a double bl*w j*b from your sister and your mum.

Oh... your luck's in, your dad just walked in the room as well.

Best leave you inbreds to it.

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[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (overseas shrimper @ April 11 2004,09:25)]Your written English is deplorable... but I suppose it's hard to concentrate while your getting off on a double bl*w j*b from your sister and your mum.

Oh... your luck's in, your dad just walked in the room as well.

Best leave you inbreds to it.

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Tut Tut, OS! Invective is what the chap is hoping to provoke...Just ignore him and he'll go away! http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

And with descriptions like that, just what sort of films do you make?http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif?

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[overseas shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ April 11 2004,11:08)][quote=overseas shrimper,April 11 2004,09:25]Your written English is deplorable... but I suppose it's hard to concentrate while your getting off on a double bl*w j*b from your sister and your mum.

Oh... your luck's in, your dad just walked in the room as well.

Best leave you inbreds to it.


Tut Tut, OS! Invective is what the chap is hoping to provoke...Just ignore him and he'll go away!

And with descriptions like that, just what sort of films do you make?http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif?

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I just thought I'd give the chap a visual to excite him!

And you can catch my new movie: "Layer Road Sheep Gang Bang 8" on the top shelves of all good video stores next month. http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Is it available in Betamax? Bit of a cultural backwater here... Like living in Colchester, really! (And yes there are lots of sheep, and no, thank you, I don't before anyone asks)

[sufcintheprem]

Anyway, back to the topic of the league table. Carlisle won AGAIN and wouldn't be in the relegation zone if it wasn't for us surprising them at home! Don't write them off. York and Rochdale to go down from where I'm looking. Will probabbly teach Rochdale a lesson for not getting promoted in the 90 odd years they've been in the third!

[overseas shrimper]

Don't want to argue with you, but didn't they get promoted in the 68/69 season, only to go back down in 73/74?
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[BluePartridge]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 11 2004,10:48)]Anyway, back to the topic of the league table. *
Ahhhh, but I want to have a go at the Col Ewe fan! http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[sufcintheprem]

Quote[/b] (overseas shrimper @ April 11 2004,12:05)]Don't want to argue with you, but didn't they get promoted in the 68/69 season, only to go back down in 73/74?
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In all honesty, I've never checked that fact but was fairly sure it was used as the foundation for an article in the Times.

Just had a look and you're quite right, they did spend a whopping five seasons in the old third division. Also, Reg Jenkins has scored more goals than any other player for Rochdale with 119 in 8 years

(If you hadn't guessed, this is all from the official site).

I retract my statement then. Clearly with this success they deserve some lows to balance it out!

[overseas shrimper]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 12 2004,08:47)]
Quote[/b] (overseas shrimper @ April 11 2004,12:05)]Don't want to argue with you, but didn't they get promoted in the 68/69 season, only to go back down in 73/74?
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In all honesty, I've never checked that fact but was fairly sure it was used as the foundation for an article in the Times.

Just had a look and you're quite right, they did spend a whopping five seasons in the old third division. Also, Reg Jenkins has scored more goals than any other player for Rochdale with 119 in 8 years

(If you hadn't guessed, this is all from the official site).

I retract my statement then. Clearly with this success they deserve some lows to balance it out!
Yes, Rochdale have enjoyed a glorious past! http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

Presume you'll finish there this season as well http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
Take off one of the ones for us.

[chaco27saf]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Nov. 17 2004,19:14)]Presume you'll finish there this season as well *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif
Take off one of the ones for us.
Its sad that you are going through several pages of topics just so that you can make stupid comments.

The search button comes in handy. http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ April 08 2004,14:28)]Macc Town have won 3 and drawn 1 of the last 5. *A table like this is based on total season form, rather than current form... and it's the latter that counts now.

York & Carlisle to go down, I reckon. *We'll finish above Orient.

Matt
Not sure why this thread was dragged up by a Borient fan... but at least it did give me a chance to admire my punditry: 3 predictions made, 3 predictions correct.

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[Spaceman Spiff]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 22 2004,12:52)]
Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ April 08 2004,14:28)]Macc Town have won 3 and drawn 1 of the last 5. *A table like this is based on total season form, rather than current form... and it's the latter that counts now.

York & Carlisle to go down, I reckon. *We'll finish above Orient.

Matt
Not sure why this thread was dragged up by a Borient fan... but at least it did give me a chance to admire my punditry: 3 predictions made, 3 predictions correct.

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All that while blowing your own todger - you really are talented: PLANK!!

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[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Nov. 22 2004,13:17)]All that while blowing your own todger
You strange boy... can't say I've ever boasted of being possessed with the flexibility or endowment to pull off (so to speak) that particular feat...

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And what have you done with my Peugeot, you pikey?!

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Matt

P.S. I see you're still a plank...

[mcnasty]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 22 2004,13:21)]
Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Nov. 22 2004,13:17)]All that while blowing your own todger
You strange boy... can't say I've ever boasted of being possessed with the flexibility or endowment to pull off (so to speak) that particular feat...

Matt
Matt , I have heard that the removal of several lower ribs may help. As a gynaecologist I have very limited experience in that field.

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Nov. 22 2004,13:33)]Matt , I have heard that the removal of several lower ribs may help. As a gynaecologist I have very limited experience in that field.
I'd have to remove my belly before even contemplating removing the ribs, Ken!

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To be honest, the ability to auto-fellate has never really appealed that much, particularly when £20 on the York Road will get the job done for me (so I'm told)...

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[mcnasty]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 22 2004,13:36)]
Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Nov. 22 2004,13:33)]Matt , I have heard that the removal of several lower ribs may help. As a gynaecologist I have very limited experience in that field.
I'd have to remove my belly before even contemplating removing the ribs, Ken!

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To be honest, the ability to auto-fellate has never really appealed that much, particularly when £20 on the York Road will get the job done for me (so I'm told)...

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I hope I never read in the "Greenwich Echo" the headline
"Top Lawyer in Knob-Nosh Scandal".

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Nov. 22 2004,13:39)]I hope I never read in the "Greenwich Echo" the headline
"Top Lawyer in Knob-Nosh Scandal".
I fully intend to use my contacts (namely my girlfriend) within Trinity Mirror, the owners of the "South London Press", to ensure such stories would be suppressed, were they ever to occur (which of course they would not)...

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[mcnasty]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 22 2004,13:53)]
Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Nov. 22 2004,13:39)]I hope I never read in the "Greenwich Echo" the headline
"Top Lawyer in Knob-Nosh Scandal".
I fully intend to use my contacts (namely my girlfriend) within Trinity Mirror, the owners of the "South London Press", to ensure such stories would be suppressed, were they ever to occur (which of course they would not)...

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So you have the powers to issue a D Notice ?

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Nov. 22 2004,14:03)]
Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 22 2004,13:53)]
Quote[/b] (mcnasty @ Nov. 22 2004,13:39)]I hope I never read in the "Greenwich Echo" the headline
"Top Lawyer in Knob-Nosh Scandal".
I fully intend to use my contacts (namely my girlfriend) within Trinity Mirror, the owners of the "South London Press", to ensure such stories would be suppressed, were they ever to occur (which of course they would not)...

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So you have the powers to issue a D Notice ?
Erm... dunno! Since I've no idea what a D Notice is, I would presume not...

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I'd just get her to pull the story, that's all...

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[Spaceman Spiff]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 22 2004,13:21)]And what have you done with my Peugeot, you pikey?!
The Council came and took it! Or someone did - and quite frankly I cant imagine anyone nicking it! Thinking back it went the very next day after you delivered it - I knew I remembered seeing it once (on the way to work in the morning) and when I came back it was gone. So that must have been the day you flew off to Morocco like a right PLANK!

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[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Spaceman Spiff @ Nov. 22 2004,14:48)]
Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 22 2004,13:21)]And what have you done with my Peugeot, you pikey?!
The Council came and took it! Or someone did...
Is that a euphemism for "me and my pikey mates went joy-riding in it"...

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Tsk, the youth of today - planks, the lot of 'em.

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[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Nov. 22 2004,14:07)]I'd just get her to pull the story, that's all...

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Class... I love a good pun..




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