Hump or Dump?

[Mrs McScriven]

Very easy thread this one Gents.....

C4's Hollyoaks.

Izzy (Eliza De Tout) - posh blonde one - would you shag her?
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[McScriven]

Of course you are the only women for me darling (there's the sucking up bit done) but in a hypothetical situation hump if I really had to and my life depended on it.

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,18:28)]Very easy thread this one Gents.....

C4's Hollyoaks.

Izzy (Eliza De Tout) - posh blonde one - would you shag her?
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You batting for the other side now Mrs M ?

P.S Hump

[McScriven]

I'll be batting your head with a cricket bat with comments like that!

[Mrs McScriven]

Yeah, McScriven's turned me

I can appreciate a great rack as well as anyone else...

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,18:44)]Yeah, McScriven's turned me

I can appreciate a great rack as well as anyone else...
Haha,

I love the way Scriven sucks up 2 you, its almost as if he is scared of you, or frightenend to not get a shag !

Keep up the good work.

[Mrs McScriven]

You wouldn't say that that to McScriv's face would you?

It's when you're in a secure, shag filled relationship you can jest with each other...

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,18:50)]You wouldn't say that that to McScriv's face would you?

It's when you're in a secure, shag filled relationship you can jest with each other...
awwwww bless, all at only 19 too !

Quite a nice touch your both big into Southend or did he convert you Mrs M ?

[Mrs McScriven]

Quote[/b] (footymad13 @ Nov. 06 2003,18:54)]
Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,18:50)]You wouldn't say that that to McScriv's face would you?

It's when you're in a secure, shag filled relationship you can jest with each other...
awwwww bless, all at only 19 too !

Quite a nice touch your both big into Southend or did he convert you Mrs M ?
Who's the teenager??

[Mrs McScriven]

Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,18:56)]
Quote[/b] (footymad13 @ Nov. 06 2003,18:54)]
Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,18:50)]You wouldn't say that that to McScriv's face would you?

It's when you're in a secure, shag filled relationship you can jest with each other...
awwwww bless, all at only 19 too !

Quite a nice touch your both big into Southend or did he convert you Mrs M ?
Who's the teenager??
Are you in a relationship FM?

I mean, apart from the one with your hand.....

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,18:59)]
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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,18:50)]You wouldn't say that that to McScriv's face would you?

It's when you're in a secure, shag filled relationship you can jest with each other...
awwwww bless, all at only 19 too !

Quite a nice touch your both big into Southend or did he convert you Mrs M ?
Who's the teenager??
Are you in a relationship FM?

I mean, apart from the one with your hand.....
Just broke up unfortunatly, Mcscriven is 19 isnt he ?

And the hand is extremmly good i have you know, although other parts of the body are better !

[Mrs McScriven]

Yes he is - I thought you were implying I was 19

Hmm - better to play with someone else. Best to wait till it's consenting.

18 for you isn't it??

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:08)]Hmm - better to play with someone else. *Best to wait till it's consenting.

18 for you isn't it??
Since when has that stopped anyone ?

[McScriven]

Aww bless him he didn't get it Mrs M

[Mrs McScriven]

I wouldn't know, not having had homosexual sex

[Mrs McScriven]

He is but a youth

best to leave the banging to the grown-up's.

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If your talking about Bum Bandits, thats 16 too as well.

Grown ups ? 19 is hardly 'old' is it ?

[Mrs McScriven]

Do you fancy McScriven or something??

Watch that gorgeous arse Mav - as Norman McCouat says "don't go picking up any pennies with him about"

[Groyne Strain]

That's a whole 15 years or so above your mental age http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

And I've no idea, never seen her.

[McScriven]

I'll keep it firmly to the wall when FM is about. Having seen him he does have a queer look about him.

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:25)]Do you fancy McScriven or something??

Watch that gorgeous arse Mav - as Norman McCouat says "don't go picking up any pennies with him about"
Nop fraid not i dont swing that way, Disapointing thousands of men no doubt but well women do it for me quite literally.

Mrs M, how old is you ?

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Quote[/b] (McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:26)]I'll keep it firmly to the wall when FM is about. Having seen him he does have a queer look about him.
You cheeky *******,

Having seen you, you have somewhat of a 'lardarse' look about you !

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[Mrs McScriven]

Im sure the Gay community mourns your loss

Im old enough

[McScriven]

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Quote[/b] (McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:26)]I'll keep it firmly to the wall when FM is about. Having seen him he does have a queer look about him.
You cheeky *******,

Having seen you, you have somewhat of a 'lardarse' look about you !

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Oh well, what you going to do about it. One advantage is your small d**k won't be able to reach then.

[Mrs McScriven]

FM will you be at the game Sunday?

Want to come and say that to my face???

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:30)]Im sure the Gay community mourns your loss

Im old enough
I wasnt asking you if you was legal i was asking for your age.

And im sure it does.

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:31)]FM will you be at the game Sunday?

Want to come and say that to my face???
Say what ?

[Groyne Strain]

Come on FM, you must have felt unwell at some time in your life. I can't believe you haven't come over a little queer from time to time.

[blues_r_best]

Luke stop it. You'll never win.

Ps. And I would till she couldn't walk.

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Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ Nov. 06 2003,19:38)]Luke stop it. You'll never win.

Ps. And I would till she couldn't walk.
Todd i will quite happely, but if Mr and Mrs Mcscriven think they can take the **** without me biting back and expect me to sit here and say your soo good then well im afraid shock horror that isnt me. If you want to **** take, then expect it back.

FM.

[Mrs McScriven]

Hey hey, it's all good fun - no need to be so defensive. Save that for the gay bars
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Groyne Strain - are you talkingn about me?!??!?!

[McScriven]

Let's all laugh at FM!

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:51)]Hey hey, it's all good fun - no need to be so defensive. *
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I know http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

So just how old r you ?

Im going 4 20

[Groyne Strain]

It depends if you're a ginger teenager who doesn't know banter when they see it and gives out insults to people on here (as they're quite safe from the real world) or not * *http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

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Quote[/b] (Groyne Strain @ Nov. 06 2003,19:59)]It depends if you're a ginger teenager who doesn't know banter when they see it and gives out insults to people on here (as they're quite safe from the real world) or not * *http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Ginger ?

and i do not insult people just engaging in some friendly banter, btw are you going to Yeovil be nice 2 meet u.

[Mrs McScriven]

FM, I have no grudge with you, but don't cross me - because you won't like the results.

Im 23

Now GS - are you talking about me?!

[southend_utd_fan]

Back to the Topic.....

Oh yes please anyday! http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,20:03)]FM, I have no grudge with you, but don't cross me - because you won't like the results.

Im 23

Now GS - are you talking about me?!
Bless,

I have no grudge against you Mam, but is that a promise ? http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Mrs McScriven]

Are you on Class A boy?! Cos I ain' ur Mam

(Does anyone remember the song "Annie, I ain't your Daddy?")

I promise you, you'd be smirking the other side of your head

[Groyne Strain]

Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,20:03)]Now GS - are you talking about me?!
Just had to scroll back to see what I'd said in the first place. You were getting me paranoid I'd said something out of turn!

And no, Mrs. S, it wasn't directed at you (next time I'll use the quote tool to make it clearer http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif )

[Andy_S]

Its like a School playground on here tonight. http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

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Quote[/b] (Mrs McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,20:11)]Are you on Class A boy?! *Cos I ain' ur Mam

(Does anyone remember the song "Annie, I ain't your Daddy?")

I promise you, you'd be smirking the other side of your head
Mam (as in what you would call the queen although other names spring to mind)

Im a bit confused are talking about 'beating me up' or a love for bondage ?

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[McScriven]

She's a feisty one isn't she?

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Quote[/b] (McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,20:14)]She's a feisty one isn't she?
Indeed, she is worse than you !

Still i guess your made for eachother ....

[Mrs McScriven]

Don't they teach you kids anything at school? You would address the queen as Ma'am. Not Mam like you're Spuggy in Byker Grove!

You're too young for S&M - although I am an excellent teacher

[Groyne Strain]

Quote[/b] (McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,20:14)]He's a feisty one isn't she?
Kids and drugs, see .....

Bet he's been on the laxatives again.

[Mrs McScriven]

Quote[/b] (Groyne Strain @ Nov. 06 2003,20:16)]
Quote[/b] (McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,20:14)]He's a feisty one isn't she?
Kids and drugs, see .....

Bet he's been on the laxatives again.
Get it right, Darling!

[Groyne Strain]

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I've no idea of your own medication requirements but I can have a fair guess at prepubescent virgins http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Mrs McScriven]

HAHAHAHA!!!

Yuck, Virgins - I just say no like the kids from Grange Hill

[Groyne Strain]

Hmmmm, I'm not saying I'm old but the last time I was with a virgin my coach back home got held up by Dik Turpin * http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[Mrs McScriven]

There are still some about somewhere...

you'd struggle to locate one under 12 in Vange or Pitsea

[chadded]

Back on subject.

I'd give her one. And another one. And anther one. And another one.

But I'd rather give the brunette lass, Debbie Dean is her characters name, one. I think she was shagging one of the knobjockeys from Westlife at one point.

[The General]

Jeez. Why the f**k did i read that sh*t.

... and yes i would.

Like Hollyoaks?! (http://www.hollyoaks.com/)

Kev

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[Bob Cratchitt]

Have to agree with you on that one Kev, in fact on both counts. Good job Mike wasn't around otherwise the topic would have been locked for digressing from the original topic or would it ?? http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[The General]

Quote[/b] (Bob Cratchitt @ Nov. 07 2003,00:10)]Have to agree with you on that one Kev, in fact on both counts. Good job Mike wasn't around otherwise the topic would have been locked for digressing from the original topic or would it ?? *http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
Well it had 'gone all MF' so im sure he would of and quite rightly so IMO as i thought it would be numerous posts on what the SZ community would want to do with her while doing the deed ... but unfortunately it was the McScriven's vs MF. There was only going to be one winner.

Kev

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[carter_true_blue]

Luke is the biggest clown on shrimperzone worse then shrimpboy.

Ban f.m start that all again http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[McScriven]

He's such an easy target I just couldn't resist.

[MrB]

Quote[/b] (McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:26)]I'll keep it firmly to the wall when FM is about. Having seen him he does have a queer look about him.
That's a big wall.

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Nov. 07 2003,09:14)]
Quote[/b] (McScriven @ Nov. 06 2003,19:26)]I'll keep it firmly to the wall when FM is about. Having seen him he does have a queer look about him.
That's a big wall.
Point.

[Matt the Shrimp]

Crumbs, if that's what the school playground is like nowadays, I'm glad to have left those days behind...

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As to my answer to the original question: Hump.

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Matt


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[new bloke]

OH my god Hump Hump..

[new bloke]

Oh my god,,, hump hump

[Durera]

<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'><span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>HUMP&#33;&#33;</span></span>

[sufc_stu]

With out a doubt she is gorgeous and if anyone thinks otherwise then they are a f**king sausage jockey&#33;

[sufc_stu]

HUMP HUMP HUMP like a crazed dog before the chop&#33;

[Surrey Blue]

Gotta be Hump, Without a doubt http://www2.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[carter_true_blue]

Hump

evana hump alot

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[Kenny]

did anyone see the &quot;late night&quot; episode last week

absolute filth&#33;

Didn&#39;t really care much for the Toby storyline but the screen had my full attention in scenes with Ben and Izzy.

[Mrs McScriven]

Ben does it for you then?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;

[The General]

I didnt even know they did one until this morning. f**king gutted&#33;

Kev

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