Fat Bastid
07-11-2003, 11:42 AM
Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping,
He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg
He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe.
However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she finds it
So she phones up Paul, and says "That's really nice of you, but I hope it's not my MAIN Christmas present is it?"
Paul says:-
"No, it's just a stocking filler"
He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg
He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe.
However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she finds it
So she phones up Paul, and says "That's really nice of you, but I hope it's not my MAIN Christmas present is it?"
Paul says:-
"No, it's just a stocking filler"