The most ****ed at a Southend game.

Mine was Torquay away in the FA Cup the year when it was really windy and we lost 1-0.

I done a bottle of vodka by 10am and sh*t loads of charlie and was in a right mess.
f**k knows how i got in the ground i think CS Cockles and the devil carried me in.

[BENFLEET BLUE!]

Always seem to have too many when we go up to Borient, but thats about it! Had about 7 pints before the game and just remember calling Hutchins a w***er for the whole 90 minutes!

[TrueBlue]

mine must have been yovil this year ****ed as a jew I think a few others were quite pished! Durera!!!! for one http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Prophet of Doom!]

Quote[/b] (BENFLEET BLUE! @ April 22 2004,10:46)]just remember calling Hutchins a w***er for the whole 90 minutes!
Some people do not need to be ****ed to do that! http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[The Artful Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Prophet of Doom! @ April 22 2004,10:48)]
Quote[/b] (BENFLEET BLUE! @ April 22 2004,10:46)]just remember calling Hutchins a w***er for the whole 90 minutes!
Some people do not need to be ****ed to do that! http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
..Even orient fans called him a ******

[BENFLEET BLUE!]

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[TrueBlue]

He looks like he shot the sheriff!

[BENFLEET BLUE!]

Quote[/b] (TrueBlue @ April 22 2004,10:57)]He looks like he shot the sheriff!
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[CS Cockles]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ April 22 2004,10:42)]Mine was Torquay away in the FA Cup the year when it was really windy and we lost 1-0.

I done a bottle of vodka by 10am and sh*t loads of charlie and was in a right mess.
f**k knows how i got in the ground i think CS Cockles and the devil carried me in.
sh*t loads of charlie hhhmmmm nice one d**khead

[TrueBlue]

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bob marley - carl hutchings see the connection http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Wessex Blue]

Sheffield Wednesday in the FA cup.

I had too much beer and had smoked a cigarette that made me laugh a lot for some strange reason! Staggered the wrong way on the way to the ground. Cut across a peice of waste ground to get to the Leppings lane end, tripped and rolled in the biggest dog **** you've ever seen! *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/ghostface.gif

Nice! *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (CS Cockles @ April 22 2004,11:01)]
Quote[/b] (Guest @ April 22 2004,10:42)]Mine was Torquay away in the FA Cup the year when it was really windy and we lost 1-0.

I done a bottle of vodka by 10am and sh*t loads of charlie and was in a right mess.
f**k knows how i got in the ground i think CS Cockles and the devil carried me in.
sh*t loads of charlie hhhmmmm nice one d**khead
f**k off Andy you was bang on it with me last night you biggot. http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Durera]

Quote[/b] (TrueBlue @ April 22 2004,10:47)]I think a few others were quite pished! Durera!!!! for one http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Me? Can&#39;t say I remember....</span>

[W4 Shrimper]

Exeter at home about four years ago. it was an evening game and we started about 1pm. Spent most of the game verbally abusing some eight year old in the South Lower who had ginger hair and was wearing a Man Utd jacket.

Both big and clever I thought.

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (W4 Shrimper @ April 22 2004,12:25)]Exeter at home about four years ago. it was an evening game and we started about 1pm. Spent most of the game verbally abusing some eight year old in the South Lower who had ginger hair and was wearing a Man Utd jacket.

Both big and clever I thought.
That was probably me you evil git.

I have grown a bity since then so i will give you a dry one next time i see you. http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[Barry the dog]

Sorry i dont hink that was me i hate Man United and have never had one of their coats.

[King of Berks]

Quote[/b] (W4 Shrimper @ April 22 2004,12:25)]Exeter at home about four years ago. it was an evening game and we started about 1pm. Spent most of the game verbally abusing some eight year old in the South Lower who had ginger hair and was wearing a Man Utd jacket.

Both big and clever I thought.
Not big, not clever, but probably justified&#33;

Just thought, 4 years ago? wasn&#39;t that when Man U were winning, and Arsenal were always coming second?

Wasn&#39;t FM gloryhunting was it? http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Surrey Shrimper]

It was a Friday night game against Hartlepool last season and Effion Williams scored after about 5 minutes. We were bang on it all afternoon and were drinking the devils brew of &#39;Breaker&#39;. Its like alcoholic speed I tells ya&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I can&#39;t remember anything else except ending up in the Toothbrush. Quality&#33;

[* ORM *]

I cannot honestly remember being ****ed at a Southend game, but there are plenty where I wish I had been.

In days of yore I used to watch Spurs from the Shelf when Southend were oop north. Other than England matches (due to corporate entertainment) the one and only time I had way too many was at a home game versus West Ham. Had trouble standing up and nearly didn&#39;t permanently after I started singing I&#39;m for ever blowing bubbles. Saved only by the intervention of someone that recognised me.

[TrueBlue]

Quote[/b] ]Me? Can&#39;t say I remember....
says it all&#33;

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ April 22 2004,13:23)]I cannot honestly remember being ****ed at a Southend game, but there are plenty where I wish I had been.

In days of yore I used to watch Spurs from the Shelf when Southend were oop north. Other than England matches (due to corporate entertainment) the one and only time I had way too many was at a home game versus West Ham. Had trouble standing up and nearly didn&#39;t permanently after I started singing I&#39;m for ever blowing bubbles. Saved only by the intervention of someone that recognised me.
You have never been ****ed at a Southend game?

Jesus mate you must be suffering from post traumatic stress, i would go to the quack.

[Got any Spall shorts]

If you could times together how boozed + other stuff i was for both Col Ewe games, I think that would take some beating. Those poor poor student girls who we stayed with in colchester that night got educated the southend way

[Suffolk Blue]

Only ever been really pi&#036;&#036;ed at a blues match once. Colchester away sometime back when we used to wear butcher&#39;s coats. A bunch of us drank all the night before and through the night, we somehow managed to find our way to Colchester on the train, where I offered a police dog some of my vodka, got a hefty kick up the arris from its handler and had the rest of my vodka confiscated. I got into the ground, fell asleep, woke up at the end and staggered home while eveyone around me was having lots of fun. I decided then that football is more enjoyable sober.

[stid]

I&#39;ve been ****ed at Southend games a few times over the years but have to go right back to the late 70&#39;s for the worst ever.

Friday night match home to Newport (drew 1-1 apparently). Colleague/fellow supporter&#39;s 21st birthday, pub at lunchtime, pub before game. I watched a 22 a side match with 2 refs, 4 linesmen and a pitch that kept swaying in front of me. I had to be propped up for much of the game.

Of course, this terrible experience made me take the pledge and I&#39;ve never been ****ed at a match since. Well, not against Newport anyway. http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Gremlin]

Middlesbrough away at Ayresome Park sometime in the early 90&#39;s. We were stuck on an open terrace in the corner of the ground. I think the final score was 1-1.

I&#39;d got an early train out of King&#39;s Cross (not a dry train&#33;) and spent a good few hours in a pub before the game too. I can remember marvelling about how cheap the beer was and then.....not much else.

Any details about the game would be much appreciated.

[Javea Shrimper]

When we put six past Oxford a few years ago I missed four of the goals due to a weak bladder developed after consumption of more than a few beers. Very soon my mates were encouraging me to head off for the pit for the rest of the match ...

WS

[Kenny]

I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season. http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[ShrimperJim]

I never get ****ed before a game.

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[Javea Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Kenny @ April 22 2004,18:33)]I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season. *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Okey-dokey ... I nominate Scriv for Macclesfield away last season ...

And for the &quot;Worst Hangover at a Match&quot; award, I nominate Shooter McGavin for the game at Cardiff last month&#33;

WS

[LITTLEMAN]

Most ****ed at a Southend game for me would be Darlo away last year. TCB&#39;s Xmas Party, many beers on the way up included the worst beer i have ever drunk (Dave The Shrimper bought a crate of Fink Brau with him )

Drinking in the town for a few hours and Hound wins a crate of Carlsberg for the journey home. Go to game, but leave at half time due to some of the worst stewarding i have seen at a football ground. Head back to that pub for a few hours then head home with the crate of beer.

[TerryintheWest]

Shrewsbury away last year springs to mind http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Javea Shrimper @ April 22 2004,18:53)]
Quote[/b] (Kenny @ April 22 2004,18:33)]I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season. *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Okey-dokey ... I nominate Scriv for Macclesfield away last season ...
I nominate Ian for Bournemouth away last season.

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Kenny @ April 22 2004,18:33)]I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season. *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
A fantastic weekend.

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[McScriven]

Quote[/b] (Javea Shrimper @ April 22 2004,18:53)]
Quote[/b] (Kenny @ April 22 2004,18:33)]I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season. *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Okey-dokey ... I nominate Scriv for Macclesfield away last season ...

And for the &quot;Worst Hangover at a Match&quot; award, I nominate Shooter McGavin for the game at Cardiff last month&#33;

WS
That&#39;s what drinking about 7 cans of Strongbow before you get to Macclesfield does to you&#33;

[McScriven]

Although I think Swansea away with Ninja a few years a go was worse. Seven double vodkas and Red Bull didn&#39;t help&#33;