Happy Birthday

[new bloke]

Happy Birthday young Simon,
I hope over the last few months since you became a member of Shrimperzone FC that you have learnt a great deal form the wiser and more experienced players around you,the great leadership of ORM and his faithfull Assistant the courage of Capt B and I hope that you don't waste this great font of wisdom, and just think in 20 years you will be,,,,,,,














Fat,going bald,not be able to get through 90 mins without having 3 Benson&Hedges at half time, will not be able to pull a bird to save your life, drink 14 pints of Stella and think you are the best looking bloke in the pub and the only respect you get from the younger members of your team is that you can still go clubbing until four in the morning..............

Happy Birthday

Uncle

[Bob Cratchitt]

Happy Birthday Steve, only one more year to go before you can buy me that pint legally.

[new bloke]

Quote[/b] (Bob Cratchitt @ May 07 2004,07:50)]Happy Birthday Steve, only one more year to go before you can buy me that pint legally.
Steve,,,,,,, I thought it was Simons Birthday

[* ORM *]

OK whose birthday is it ? Steve's or Simon's http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

If it is Simon perhaps he will PM me as requested along with the other 2 squad members for Sunday still to get in touch http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[steveh1510]

Who am I?

Happy Birthday Simon, whoever you are......

[Bob Cratchitt]

Sorry guys had a touch of the ORM's just then. It is weird as the symptoms are you think you are funny, so post witless comments and then seem to get everybody's name arse about face!!

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Bob Cratchitt @ May 07 2004,08:21)]Sorry guys had a touch of the ORM's just then. It is weird as the symptoms are you think you are funny, so post witless comments and then seem to get everybody's name arse about face!!
It's ok Adam, we understand.

[Leeboy]

Happy Birthday Simone - well, you do bowl like a girl http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[blues_r_best]

Happy Birthday Simon

[Shagster69]

Have a good one mate - but not too good!! Got a big day on Sunday!

[southend_utd_fan]

Happy Brithday Simon, Keep your energy for sunday.
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[sismith]

Cheers guys. Wise words from uncle have taken been taken to heart for sunday! But i do agree its true what you said although if youve seen my old man it ll be in about 10 years those effects actually kick in. I'll be in bed by nine sharp tonight http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif . Still got another f**king year to go beofre i can drink though http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif . Cheers

[McScriven]

Drinking's not all it's cracked up to be, it makes you fat, slow and feel like sh*t the next day. Also it takes all your money!

Only 2 and a half hours till the pub. Who's with me?

[Durera]

<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Happy Birthday Simon&#33;

And PM ORM, I&#39;m sure there&#39;s others waiting in the wings if you do not....

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[The General]

Happy Birthday Simon. Am i going to get the same kind of thing happening to me on my birthday (which is on the 18th June BTW) &#33;?

Kev

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[Napster]

Quote[/b] (McScriven @ May 07 2004,09:33)]Drinking&#39;s not all it&#39;s cracked up to be, it makes you fat, slow and feel like sh*t the next day. Also it takes all your money&#33;

Only 2 and a half hours till the pub. Who&#39;s with me?
Ill be there.

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ps are me, Dave and Axe the only ones drinking tomorrow?

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happy birthday simon http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

big-Al

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 07 2004,12:28)]ps are me, Dave and Axe the only ones drinking tomorrow?
seems that way Naps. Will be a cheap round for ya http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ May 07 2004,12:33)]
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 07 2004,12:28)]ps are me, Dave and Axe the only ones drinking tomorrow?
seems that way Naps. Will be a cheap round for ya *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
makes a change after Wednesday.

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 07 2004,12:39)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ May 07 2004,12:33)]
Quote[/b] (Napster @ May 07 2004,12:28)]ps are me, Dave and Axe the only ones drinking tomorrow?
seems that way Naps. Will be a cheap round for ya *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
makes a change after Wednesday.
the price of fame, eh?

[Vange Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (The General @ May 07 2004,12:12)]Happy Birthday Simon. Am i going to get the same kind of thing happening to me on my birthday (which is on the 18th June BTW) &#33;?

Kev

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Doubt it&#33; Oh and mine&#39;s on the 20th June, Kev http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Happy Birthday Simon&#33;

[Napster]

Damn I&#39;m missing Kev&#39;s birthday. Oh well