Joke of the day plums

[windybottom]

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and
while there the doctor asked for a sperm count.

He gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home

and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the

doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as

clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this.

First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She

tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth

out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,

first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin'

it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still

couldn't get the jar open."

For all of you with the dirty minds, you should be ashamed!