Friday Funny

There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door.

As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the
heat haze, a tree, off in the distance.

As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon.

There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.

"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke (Don Pedro). "ees a bacon tree!!!

We're saved!!!"

"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food, but as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.

His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.

"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"

With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree........"






"Ees a Ham Bush!"

I would get my coat but being a ghost I don't have one! http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/ghostface.gif

[new bloke]

Aaghh I can now go home a happy man http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Durera]

<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Yep, I feel much better now FB&#39;s memory has been properly remembered...</span>

[new bloke]

A bit sick but.............

During the raid at the home of Micheal Jackson police have found a large amount of Class A drugs in the stars Bathroom a large amount of a class B drug in his Kitchen.... and class five C were found in his bedroom........ sorry

[Matt the Shrimp]

Fantastic, Jeff. Large smile here&#33;

Matt