Fat Bastid's Friday afternoon laugh!

[Fat Bastid]

A couple, both age 69, went to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asked "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged £50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house, I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £90; the Hilton charges £108.

We do it here for £50 and I get £43 back from BUPA."

[King of Berks]

Jonah Lomu, David Campese and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Jonah
Lomu first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Lomu looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be the food of life in New Zealand. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their country."

God looks up and offers Lomu the seat to his left. He then turns to David Campese , "and you, David , what do you believe?"
Campo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour, passion and flair are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Campese
the seat to his right. Finally, he turns to Jonny Wilkinson , "and
you, Jonny, what do you believe?"

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"I believe" says Jonny "you're sitting in my seat."

All together now.... "Swing low sweet chariot....

(bit late i know, only just got this today)