Mr Bush

[windybottom]

While on his state visit to England, George Bush met The Queen, and during
their conversation he said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing
how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a
Kingdom."
The Queen replied "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
then?",
to which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a
Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".
Bush thought long and hard and suggested "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied "Sorry again, Mr Bush,
but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not
an Emperor."
Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

[blues_r_best]

That was cr*p.

[windybottom]

Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ Dec. 03 2003,17:37)]That was cr*p.
I will try harder, thank you for your constructive coments they will be noted.

Thank You Windybottom

[blues_r_best]

Sorry, I didnt mean to be so blunt, but it was.

[windybottom]

Hey don,t say sorry I am a Luton fan and you are a c-sider I expect nothing less, if they are cr*p tell me I won't be offended i'll just poke you in the eye with a sharp pointy stick next time. lol

[Durera]

<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Wasn&#39;t that on here a couple of weeks ago? You using FB for inspiration, Windy?&#33;</span>

[Matt the Shrimp]

If you want a proper giggle, try this:

1. Go to http://www.google.com (http://www.google.com/)

2. Type in the words: miserable failure

3. Press &quot;I&#39;m feeling lucky&quot;

4. Enjoy (and be a bit puzzled at the same time).

Matt

[Durera]

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