Builders start at Fossetts Farm --EXCLUSIVE

[mcnasty]

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mcnasty & cricko on site at 6am this morning to start building the new stadium.

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[Pubey]

The Village People have really let themselves go!

[EnglandShrimper]

Nice work boys. You can dig me if you like x

[Scamps]

Cricko u might need some steel toe caps mate haha

[returningshrimper]

Looks more like a builder and a roller.

[leeblue]

I see Mcnasty has gone dimmock styleeee no bra

[The Big Dady]

No bottles of beer, just 2 mugs? ;)

[Leeboy]

no rolled up copy of The Sun in the back pocket? And where's your high vis tabards? Health & Safety will be going mad

[mcnasty]

I see Mcnasty has gone dimmock styleeee no bra

Since I stopped wearing a bra the weight of my moobs has taken all the wrinkles out of my face.

[mcnasty]

No bottles of beer, just 2 mugs? ;)

2 brand new soon-to-be available ShrimperZone mugs no less, or were you referring to the drinking vessels ?

[Yorkshire Blue]

I can see why the headline isn't "Work starts at Fossetts Farm".

Stop drinking tea and get working. The seasons starts in a month's time.

[Maudebe]

when and where can we buy the mugs? and costs?

cheers

lee

[OldBlueLady]

You're a couple of tarts! Is this where you were when you were supposed to be at the Owners meeting the other night?

[Sherif H]

I'd put money on it that you two alone could build FF in less time that it took Multiplex to finish Wembley.

[mcnasty]

when and where can we buy the mugs? and costs?

cheers

lee

Cricko is in charge of merchandising so he is Mug-man and he will reveal details later. They are magnificent mugs and they come with their own ShrimperZone coasters.

[OldBlueLady]

Cricko is Mug-man

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[fredheim_holm]

Haha, do something useful you layabouts!


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[canveyshrimper]

Are you burying the SZ mugs as some sort of treasure hunt?

[mcnasty]

Are you burying the SZ mugs as some sort of treasure hunt?

No I am burying Cricko so the people who protest at buried ancient relics can have something to moan about and try and stop the stadium being built.

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[Ayrshire Blue]

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mcnasty & cricko on site at 6am this morning to start building the new stadium.

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How long did it take to dig that pile behind you ?

[mcnasty]

How long did it take to dig that pile behind you ?

If I had dug that lot I would be a trim 20 stone by now.

[canveyshrimper]

No I am burying Cricko so the people who protest at buried ancient relics can have something to moan about and try and stop the stadium being built.

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Blimey Cricko the Saxon King.

[Ozzer]

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mcnasty & cricko on site at 6am this morning to start building the new stadium.

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Great picture, something to keep. You should take one every 6 months until it's finished to get the full story. Happy times!

[Cricko]

How long did it take to dig that pile behind you ?

How did you find out about Ken's Piles?..



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[Flinty]

Wearing shorts, no hi vis vests, incorrect footwear, no evidence of a CAT scan having been carried out, did you notify the HSE and recieved your F10? Are there sufficient welfare facilities on site, were you inducted.....

Boys i am really disappointed that you have left ShrimperZone exposed to prosecution like this......Cricko you should know better !!!!!



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[yogi bear up the cagire]

With that work force.................is a 2010 opening a little optimistic?

[mcnasty]

With that work force.................is a 2010 opening a little optimistic?

Not so much work force as work farce

[mcnasty]

Wearing shorts, no hi vis vests, incorrect footwear, no evidence of a CAT scan having been carried out, did you notify the HSE and recieved your F10? Are there sufficient welfare facilities on site, were you inducted.....

Boys i am really disappointed that you have left ShrimperZone exposed to prosecution like this......Cricko you should know better !!!!!



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Sod all that we were trespassing.
You should have seen the look on the faces of the 2 proper work-men as Cricko and I and our lovely photographer all cocked our legs over the fence to bunk into the site.

[Cricko]

Email just received from Ron...........John you did not have permission to take your pet Effalump for a casual walk across our new hallowed area.

Whatever does he mean ...

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[mcnasty]

Email just received from Ron...........John you did not have permission to take your pet Effalump for a casual walk across our new hallowed area.

Whatever does he mean ...

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Next time I see you I will take you forcibly from the rear -- whatever that means !

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[ldnfatso]

One spade between you is poor form i must say!

[mcnasty]

One spade between you is poor form i must say!

But we had a mug each to drink from.

[Cricko]

when and where can we buy the mugs? and costs?

cheers

lee

The Mugs will be on general sale very soon in the new Forum Shop.....:)

[Cricko]

But we had a mug each to drink from.

I think our pics will be on the cover of some hot girlie mag next week Kenneff.



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[JamesTheSuperBlue]

Two mugs holding mugs. Classic! :D :p

[mcnasty]

Two mugs holding mugs. Classic! :D :p

Now where's that "Ban Him" button ?

[The Big Shrimp]

I think our pics will be on the cover of Blind & Desperate Woman Weekly next week Kenneff.




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Thats a bit harsh, old chap!!

[Magnum PI]

Ken

Never thought I'd see you show your helmet on the internet .. good work

[seany t]

I bet there's 14 spoons of sugar in those mugs. Typical builders...

:)

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Ken

Never thought I'd see you show your helmet on the internet .. good work

Apparently, if the price is right....they come on down.....:stunned:

[J]

racists.. getting the spade to do all the work.

[Southminster_Shrimper]

SZ meets ROOTS.....?

[JamesTheSuperBlue]

Now where's that "Ban Him" button ?

You know I'm only joking :) Cricko and me have an ongoing war of insults.

Maybe you two should have started building work this morning, so that we could see some sort of progress being made.

[mcnasty]

Maybe you two should have started building work this morning, so that we could see some sort of progress being made.

We did a day's work as builders, we had a fry-up for breakfast , we leaned on a shovel and drank mugs of tea what more do you want ?

[MrB]

We did a day's work as builders, we had a fry-up for breakfast , we leaned on a shovel and drank mugs of tea what more do you want ?
I would hope you made some lewd comments to passing totty as well. Goes without saying I guess....

[Harold Bishop Killer]

Personally lads think you are spending far too much time on here and not enough on the building. And you call yourself workmen!!

;)

[canveyshrimper]

We did a day's work as builders, we had a fry-up for breakfast , we leaned on a shovel and drank mugs of tea what more do you want ?

Luckily there was no visual evidence of builders bum.

[OldBlueLady]

Had a message via my TV (not transvestite!) friend, apparently he saw Kylie at some show biz bash last night and she was asking when she could join our pin up boys for a photo shoot for her 2009 calendar....interested?

[Cricko]

Had a message via my TV (not transvestite!) friend, apparently he saw Kylie at some show biz bash last night and she was asking when she could join our pin up boys for a photo shoot for her 2009 calendar....interested?

Hmmmm that has possibilities Kay..I can see where you are coming from.

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[OldBlueLady]

She'd fit in nicely underneath your mugs actually - and I mean the china ones!

[Flinty]

I would hope you made some lewd comments to passing totty as well. Goes without saying I guess....

there was plenty about for them yesterday















it was pension day apparently

[Tinks]

Ah, I see the BBC have short-listed 2 candidates for the next role of "Bob The Builder"

You couple of poser's.

Best get cracking I think they want it completed bt 2010.

[westmartin]

you silly buggers your in the wrong field

[Cricko]

*Bump*..Ken and I will return with our shovels.

[Smiffy]

*Bump*..Ken and I will return with our shovels.

You will need an industrial strimmer as well. It's a tad overgrown down there...










Fossetts is even worse!

[Cricko]

You have to admit though..those 2 guy's in the earlier pics are sex gods in motion.

[Yorkshire Blue]

I'm glad someone has dug up this thread. I was thinking the other day isn't it about time we sacked those cowboys and got someone decent in.

I mean its two years and what's there to show for it except a stack of used tea bags?

ps Is the old guy in the white shirt Sid Broomfield?

[Cricko]

More Peter Andre physique than Sid......Have you had your national health specs checked lately?...:finger:

[shrimpfan]

You have to admit though..those 2 guy's in the earlier pics are sex gods in motion.

The shoveldales.