3 word story

[Shagster69]

Leeboy and Napster

[Leeboy]

beat up Shagster

[Shagster69]

in their dreams

[Shagster69]

and awoke together

[Leeboy]

in separate houses

[The 4th man]

entwined by love

[Leeboy]

in different houses?

[Westcliff Shrimper]

you bet you

[Yorkshire Blue]

but united by

[Shagster69]

their love for

[Usual_Suspect]

Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,09:07)]and awoke together
With sore bums

[steveh1510]

cockles and muscles

[Shagster69]

Stan Collymore, who

[Smithy]

Played for southend

[Usual_Suspect]

Richard and Judy

[Yorkshire Blue]

who never did

[new bloke]

Punch and Judy

[steveh1510]

who, unlike Dreeewwweee

[Napster]

played a blinder

[steveh1510]

in the box

[Yorkshire Blue]

unlike Blaine the

[Shagster69]

boxed up w***er

[new bloke]

Flicked it on

[Napster]

with a beard

[Leeboy]

the dirt box?

[steveh1510]

through the legs

[Yorkshire Blue]

uncannily resembles a

[Leeboy]

shuffling hedge-hog

[Leeboy]

with a limp

[new bloke]

With a limp

[Leeboy]

stop copying me

[new bloke]

And big todger

[steveh1510]

and craving a

[Leeboy]

warm and moist

[new bloke]

Tight virgin hedgehog

[Leeboy]

Uncle Colin's warped

[steveh1510]

with a big

[Leeboy]

pitcher of beer

[Yorkshire Blue]

poured over his

[new bloke]

And a huge

[Groyne Strain]

painful groyne strain

[Yorkshire Blue]

much like that

[new bloke]

He cried no....

[Yorkshire Blue]

I never touched

[Leeboy]

it your honour!

[steveh1510]

twas the other

[new bloke]

It was Napper

[Yorkshire Blue]

i touched an

[The General]

You lot could

[The General]

come up with

[The General]

something contructive to

[The General]

get the amount

[The General]

of posts up!

go f**k yourself

[Leeboy]

shut up Kev

[The General]

You sad barstewards!

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[Leeboy]

you can talk!

[new bloke]

Back to the..

[Leeboy]

get a job

[The General]

good spot junior ...

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[Leeboy]

who is Junior?

[The General]

you. arf - arf ...

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[Leeboy]

oh

ok child

[Shagster69]

Leeboy, Napster & General

[carter_true_blue]

Shag's does huge jobby mean sh*t up in scotland?

Calm down little boys.

[Shagster69]

Yup it is

[Yorkshire Blue]

said Shagster after

[carter_true_blue]

Awesome i got it from billy conarlly how ever you spell his name


Kev you jobby

[Leeboy]

Carter does'nt understand

[Leeboy]

how to play

[Leeboy]

this stupid game

[steveh1510]

Its not stupid

[The General]

it f**king is

[new bloke]

Made my morning

[steveh1510]

cheered me up

[new bloke]

Go much quicker

[steveh1510]

Do you uncle?

[steveh1510]

Must be age

[Leeboy]

improves with age

[new bloke]

Old'n and Gold'n

[Yorkshire Blue]

OK - start again

[Leeboy]

go on then

[Yorkshire Blue]

One day Leeboy

[Shagster69]

played tonsil hockey

[steveh1510]

with a hairy

[Yorkshire Blue]

armadillo named Nigel

[Leeboy]

very hairy muff

[Shagster69]

pikey who came

[Leeboy]

Yorks Blue was

[steveh1510]

who liked to

[Shagster69]

from Canvey and

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy

[Usual_Suspect]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
Fancied by Leeboy

[Shagster69]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
as he also

[Yorkshire Blue]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
not at Leeboy

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:51)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
as he also
fancied armadillo action

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:52)]
Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:51)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
as he also
fancied armadillo action
But had to

[Shagster69]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:52)]
Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:51)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
as he also
fancied armadillo action
, well who doesn't

[Shagster69]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:54)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:52)]
Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:51)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
as he also
fancied armadillo action
But had to
stick to Hedgehogs

[Yorkshire Blue]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:54)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:52)]
Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:51)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
as he also
fancied armadillo action
But had to
draw the line

[steveh1510]

at small gerbils

[Shagster69]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,11:55)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:54)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:52)]
Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:51)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
as he also
fancied armadillo action
But had to
draw the line
at Napster! Meanwhile

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,11:55)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:54)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:52)]
Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:51)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:48)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:47)]Yorks Blue was
seething with jealousy
as he also
fancied armadillo action
But had to
draw the line
at Canvey pikeys

[Yorkshire Blue]

Shagster was caught

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Shagster69 @ Oct. 30 2003,11:56)]at Napster! Meanwhile
old man Snowy

[Yorkshire Blue]

was caught with

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,11:56)]Shagster was caught
with pants down

[steveh1510]

in a forest

[Leeboy]

near Loch Ness

[Yorkshire Blue]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:58)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,11:56)]Shagster was caught
with pants down
staring at Snowy's

[sufc_stu]

Bashing the bishop

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,11:59)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:58)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,11:56)]Shagster was caught
with pants down
staring at Snowy's
superior German motor

[Shagster69]

in amazement at

[Yorkshire Blue]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,12:00)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,11:59)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,11:58)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,11:56)]Shagster was caught
with pants down
staring at Snowy's
superior German motor
towing a caravan

[new bloke]

Vor sprung durk

[Yorkshire Blue]

his Dutch mentor

[new bloke]

Decided he would

[steveh1510]

like to show

[Yorkshire Blue]

a good time

[steveh1510]

to someone who

[Yorkshire Blue]

had a hedgehog

[new bloke]

But Snowy wanted

[Yorkshire Blue]

to eat the

[new bloke]

Soft pink bit

[Leeboy]

which is tasty

[Yorkshire Blue]

just under the

[sufc_stu]

of new bloke

[steveh1510]

when smothered with

[sufc_stu]

Harry Monk juice

[Leeboy]

ketchup and gravy

[steveh1510]

and possibly mustard

[Yorkshire Blue]

and lightly battered

[Leeboy]

in a creamy

[Yorkshire Blue]

sauce of a

[new bloke]

Lunch bell rings

[steveh1510]

soft and fruity

[sufc_stu]

why what lovely

[sufc_stu]

bangers and mash

[Leeboy]

you have Grandma

[Yorkshire Blue]

cockney rhyming slang

[The General]

Makes no sense

[Leeboy]

said Youth Team

[steveh1510]

whats your point?

[sufc_stu]

My monkey has

[steveh1510]

rather large round

[Leeboy]

played tennis with

[steveh1510]

chas and dave

[sufc_stu]

a orange pair

[Yorkshire Blue]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]rather large round
eyes that resemble

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]chas and dave
on various occasions

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]rather large round
eyes that resemble
rather large round

[sufc_stu]

word count massive

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]chas and dave
on various occasions
with various different

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]rather large round
eyes that resemble
rather large round
apples and pears

[Yorkshire Blue]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]rather large round
eyes that resemble
rather large round
hands like dinnerplates

[Leeboy]

sounds like Embo

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:26)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]rather large round
eyes that resemble
rather large round
hands like dinnerplates
bigger than even

[Leeboy]

my Aunt Maureen

[Yorkshire Blue]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:27)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:26)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]rather large round
eyes that resemble
rather large round
hands like dinnerplates
bigger than even
the balls dangling

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:28)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:27)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:26)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,12:23)]
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:22)]rather large round
eyes that resemble
rather large round
hands like dinnerplates
bigger than even
the balls dangling
on the end

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,12:27)]my Aunt Maureen
who likes to

[Yorkshire Blue]

dangle balls on

[Shagster69]

Leeboys Forehead which

[steveh1510]

gets all slimy

[Shagster69]

when stroked enough

[steveh1510]

by people with

[Usual_Suspect]

Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Oct. 30 2003,12:41)]by people with
balls themselves and

[Yorkshire Blue]

bizarrely elvish features

[steveh1510]

and three nipples

[Yorkshire Blue]

residing in Canewdon

[steveh1510]

proclaiming 'one day...

[Napster]

The Shrimpers will

[Yorkshire Blue]

WHUFC will win

[carter_true_blue]

then went down

[Vange Shrimper]

F*ck all and

[carter_true_blue]

died in hell

[Vange Shrimper]

With Leyton Orient

[southend_utd_fan]

with barry fry,

[Vange Shrimper]

+ Col Ewe Scum http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Yorkshire Blue]

on a piece

[southend_utd_fan]

of cheesy coke

[steveh1510]

of mangy old

[Yorkshire Blue]

string and told

[steveh1510]

a story about

[southend_utd_fan]

Bramble's ugly face

[Leeboy]

on Shreks knob

[Yorkshire Blue]

to Gary Glitter

[southend_utd_fan]

And donkey's toe

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,13:27)]to Gary Glitter
who came in

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,13:30)]
Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Oct. 30 2003,13:27)]to Gary Glitter
who came in
a sweaty sock

[southend_utd_fan]

A pink dress

[Leeboy]

while holding a

[southend_utd_fan]

massive black dido

[southend_utd_fan]

Then he said

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (southend_utd_fan @ Oct. 30 2003,13:36)]massive black dido
is this intended?

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,13:41)]
Quote[/b] (southend_utd_fan @ Oct. 30 2003,13:36)]massive black dido
is this intended?
changes story's complexion

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,13:41)]
Quote[/b] (southend_utd_fan @ Oct. 30 2003,13:36)]massive black dido
is this intended?
does he mean

dildo OR Dido,

the boring songstress?

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,13:43)]
Quote[/b] (Leeboy @ Oct. 30 2003,13:41)]
Quote[/b] (southend_utd_fan @ Oct. 30 2003,13:36)]massive black dido
is this intended?
does he mean

dildo OR Dido,

the boring songstress?
DIDO, I assume....

[southend_utd_fan]

Yes your right

[Yorkshire Blue]

she blandly sang

[The 4th man]

Finis in toto !

[Yorkshire Blue]

Is that Latin?

[southend_utd_fan]

I dont know

[new bloke]

I don't care

[steveh1510]

couldn't give a

[new bloke]

Monkeys left testicle

[southend_utd_fan]

****ing Army tank

[Yorkshire Blue]

has just parked

[southend_utd_fan]

Then he went

[Vange Shrimper]

Crashing into a

[southend_utd_fan]

Massive hot dog

[Yorkshire Blue]

bloody women drivers

[southend_utd_fan]

shouldnt be driveing

[new bloke]

Should be cleaning

[southend_utd_fan]

My big bedroom

[steveh1510]

stroking the tops

[southend_utd_fan]

Then they should

[carter_true_blue]

shag the pope

[Vange Shrimper]

beat up men http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

[southend_utd_fan]

Then hit Carter

[Vange Shrimper]

for being sexist

[Leeboy]

while wearing rubber

[southend_utd_fan]

Gloves with glue

[carter_true_blue]

leeboy sucked ben

[The General]

carter joined in

[Leeboy]

while Carter wanked

[The General]

and filmed it

[Leeboy]

all over the

[southend_utd_fan]

With naps on

[carter_true_blue]

kev sucked ben

[Leeboy]

and enjoyed it

[The General]

hilary. She sucked

[southend_utd_fan]

I loved it

[carter_true_blue]

hard before chocking

[The General]

on his weener

[Leeboy]

on the huge

[southend_utd_fan]

It was small

[carter_true_blue]

kev died yay!!!!!!!

[southend_utd_fan]

Rest in peace

[steveh1510]

You're all obsessed

[new bloke]

Time for bed

[The General]

Im well and truly lost now ..

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[carter_true_blue]

on bens weenie

[Leeboy]

with Hilary, urggh!

[carter_true_blue]

kev is dumb

[steveh1510]

Night night Uncle

[southend_utd_fan]

What the hell?

[carter_true_blue]

sleep tight uncle

[The General]

She wants Matt

[carter_true_blue]

eat my sh*t