New Game Idea

[Pubey]

Hey everyone
i've got a new idea for a computer game. it's called "teaching assistant" and it's really exciting.
1) you go to school and help kids read and write and go to the toilet
2) you go to the staff room and moan about teachers, health and safety and new government directives
3) you go home, drink wine and log onto SZ
4) at the end you have to defeat the ultimate boss Ricey, and become the top poster in the Live Thread

Got loads more ideas, and I'm best mates with Alan McCormack so it's bound to be released. What do you think?

[ManchesterShrimper]

Sounds good (if your into that sort of thing)

[Pubey]

Sounds good (if your into that sort of thing)

I think it's a real goer, I'm gonna release it on the PS3 only as the Blu-Ray capabilities will really allow the graphics to be ultra-realistic

[Bob Cratchitt]

Will this be in the style of Leisure Suit Larry? If so can I reserve a copy now?

[southend4ever]

OBL will buy this

[Interpol Shrimper]

Will this be in the style of Leisure Suit Larry? If so can I reserve a copy now?

There will be a special edition sold at certain "lifestyle" festivals featuring Lurex Suit Larry

[MK Shrimper]

I would if there is a secret level where you go ape crazy with an axe and ****.

[EastStandBlue]

Is that even a real job?

[C]

Will this be in the style of Leisure Suit Larry? If so can I reserve a copy now?
Paedophile alert

[chapperzUK]

Hey everyone
i've got a new idea for a computer game. it's called "teaching assistant" and it's really exciting.
1) you go to school and help kids read and write and go to the toilet
2) you go to the staff room and moan about teachers, health and safety and new government directives
3) you go home, drink wine and log onto SZ
4) at the end you have to defeat the ultimate boss Ricey, and become the top poster in the Live Thread
5) Collect Alan McCormack's underwear and get pictures of him.
6) Seduce TrueBlue and graysblue.jr and then stitch them up for harassment.

Got loads more ideas, and I'm best mates with Alan McCormack so it's bound to be released. What do you think?

Added another two objectives :obl:

[OldBlueLady]

You git Jon - I've only just seen this! :D

[Pubey]

You git Jon - I've only just seen this! :D

I knew you'd see it eventually!

I was hoping to use you as a beta-tester if that's ok?

[OldBlueLady]

I knew you'd see it eventually!

I was hoping to use you as a beta-tester if that's ok?

Me, I'm open to anything these days!!!

[C]

Me, I'm open to anything these days!!!
so that's how you got the large fine

[OldBlueLady]

so that's how you got the large fine

Wasn't large in comparison with you lot!

[Yorkshire Blue]

Hey everyone
i've got a new idea for a computer game. it's called "teaching assistant" and it's really exciting.
1) you go to school and help kids read and write and go to the toilet
2) you go to the staff room and moan about teachers, health and safety and new government directives
3) you go home, drink wine and log onto SZ
4) at the end you have to defeat the ultimate boss Ricey, and become the top poster in the Live Thread

Got loads more ideas, and I'm best mates with Alan McCormack so it's bound to be released. What do you think?

I'm not convinced about the game ending. Should it not be about trying to get the most rep?

Maybe this unlocks the key that allows McCormack to make a pass at you (although it may take several attempts to get this pass on target....).

[OldBlueLady]

I'm not convinced about the game ending. Should it not be about trying to get the most rep?

Maybe this unlocks the key that allows McCormack to make a pass at you (although it may take several attempts to get this pass on target....).

:D It is just as well that I'm in a good mood - you just wait when he starts getting a few goals! He's had a lot on target recently!

[Yorkshire Blue]

:D It is just as well that I'm in a good mood - you just wait when he starts getting a few goals! He's had a lot on target recently!

I think you'll find we have been waiting - for just under 2 years:'(

Here's hoping Barney can deflect another wayward effort in for him on Saturday!

[OldBlueLady]

I think you'll find we have been waiting - for just under 2 years:'(

Here's hoping Barney can deflect another wayward effort in for him on Saturday!

Big, juicy, fat raspberries!!!! He's another year older, and another year wiser! You just wait and see!