OK here goes!

[RobM.]

...for thew worst ever eleven!

Brian Lloyd (couldn't catch or kick it)
Chris Ramsey
Joe Allon (Worse than me!)
Steve Hatter (who only ever headed it straight up!)
Owen 'slicer' Simpson
Richard Young (Pile of poo)
Neil Campbell (although he scored 2 against Orient so it's not fair)

Okay that's a start!

[Napster]

Eric Steele
Chris Ramsay
Steve Hatter
Keith Dublin
Warren May
Gordon Connelly
Rio Alderton
Derek Payne
Scott Houghton
Mario Walsh
Richard Young

Subs: Southall, Howells, Fitzpatrick, Beard, Iorfa

[Yorkshire Blue]

It would have to be 3-5-2

Southall
Harris Lewis Dublin
Ashenden Parris Alderton Payne Abiodun
N'Diaye Broughton

Manager Alvin Martin

[Andy_S]

Hmm.

Mark Prudhoe

Mark Hone
Keith Dublin
Tom Jordan
Che Wilson

Daniel Marney
Rio Alderton
Stuart Thurgood
Gordon Connelly

Dominic Foley
Barrington Belgrave

Subs:

Mel Capleton
Tony Richards
Jason Harris
Neville Roach
http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif (I can't think of anyone at the moment)

[Hawkwell Shrimper]

Iorfa the man with the golden boots! lol

[ASHRIMPER]

Prudoe

Jordon Alderton Harris Morley

Connerley Thurgood Harris

Belgrave

Roach Campbell

Very hard to play a normal formation as most of the worst players are fowards.

[Matt the Shrimp]

Here's my selection... crumbs, we've had some dross at Roots Hall in recent years:

Prudhoe

Cross Morley Jordan Booty

Connelly Alderton Gooding Livett

Campbell Belgrave

Subs: Southall, Fitzpatrick, Roach, Richards, Marney

It was, really, only the full-backs I agonised over. "Boots" is unfortunate, since I think he was a half-decent right back. He was, however, a shambolic left back.

Matt

[Spaceman Spiff]

Derek Payne is a bit unfair...

Granted I was only a wee nipper at the time, but I used to like him. In the Fry days he had some great games - post Fry he tended to look a bit of berk more often than not, blundering quite frequently, but even so thanks to his Fry-era performances I'd be shocked if there hadn't been a worse midfielder in 100 years of Southend United (ok 98.5...)

[steveh1510]

Southall

A Harris
C Perkins
T Jordan
D Morley

G Connelly
R Codner
C Beeston
B Darby

S N'diaye
G Jones

Subs:
M Prudhoe
N Roach
T Richards
S Livett
J Harris

[Yorkshire Blue]

Hmmm, maybe I was a bit harsh on Derek Payne. He did after all slap David Speedie. For that one act I'll drop him to the bench and introduce Simon Livett, an awful player whose performances I'd managed to forget until MtS's post reminded me.

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Feb. 03 2004,12:41)]Hmmm, maybe I was a bit harsh on Derek Payne. He did after all slap David Speedie. For that one act I'll drop him to the bench
Good point. I'd introduce Derek Hall then.

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Yorkshire Blue @ Feb. 03 2004,12:41)]and introduce Simon Livett, an awful player whose performances I'd managed to forget until MtS's post reminded me.
Indeed, Livett was a titanically awful player whose only ability was at dead-ball situations, where he had a reasonably cultured left foot. *In every single other respect he is, by a country mile, the worst left midfielder I've ever seen at Southend... almost Connelly-esque in his ineptitude.

*http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/ghostface.gif *http://www.shrimperzone.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

Matt