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Never tire of these....(funny pics, YouTube videos and vines)

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The VIZ Annuals are excellent and worth buying the back copies.

I get them every year, still! :thumbsup:
 
It was my mum's 88th on Saturday and we had a lil' party, and this card (from the people who provide her with the alarm that she needs should she fall over) raised a few eyebrows. Hope for her yet, eh?

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From Viz....
 
Having been unavoidably absent from the Pub for some months, I was incensed to find the best thread on SZ languishing several pages down not having been updated since the start of May. Poor show, chaps, please take this as a final warning and start posting items for my amusement forthwith!
 
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans... walk into a very fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinising the group...

"You can't come in here without a Thai."
 
MK Shrimper said:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans... walk into a very fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinising the group...

"You can't come in here without a Thai."
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Slow day MK ?
 
I'm pretty sure that I'm too old to find this as funny as I do.

[video=youtube;t2_Ns5EjQ7Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2_Ns5EjQ7Y[/video]
 
Anything by Sir Stevo Timothy.

[video=youtube;oiKNlWDvOb0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKNlWDvOb0[/video]
 
MK Shrimper said:
It is terrible. Fortunately I get wall to wall Spongebob (much to mum's displeasure :smile:)
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Glad that my two have grown out of it now. Pretty much everything they watch now is CBBC, most of which I can live with. Apart from The Next Step. <shudder>
 
Uncle Leo said:
Glad that my two have grown out of it now. Pretty much everything they watch now is CBBC, most of which I can live with. Apart from The Next Step. <shudder>
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We're just on the verge of leaving adventure bay, were pretty much sat on the runway waiting fro take off.

only problem is next is sam & cat (Netflix) which is an awful American show with a young Ariana grande and a very very very annoying voice :angry:


or Horrid Henry which is just vile, encourages my little girl to play up but absolutely loves the show and as I'm sure you and MK are aware, kids know how to use remotes better than us adults! she can have horrid henry on by the time I've made a cuppa!
 
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