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    Default Oldest and Youngest lovers.

    Was donw the park today with one of the lads from work on our lunch break. He is 18 and its quiet funny hearing his stories as reminds me of those times.

    Anyway long and short of it is some bird who is 15 really likes him and he likes her but he cant go near her as his mates will think he is a charlie.

    So my questions is

    Your Age Now
    Youngest Lover you could do
    Oldest Lover you could do.

    I am assuming of course everyone is single for the purposes of this pole.

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    Your Age Now - 29
    Youngest Lover you could do - 20
    Oldest Lover you could do. - Mid Thirtees at a push.

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    Isn't there a rule for "youngest lover"... half your age + 7

    I'm 24, so that would make my youngest love 19, which seems acceptable. 18 would be a bit weird.

    Oldest... anyone in their 30s, but not someone with kids I reckon

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    Cricko says he doesn't mind as long as she doesn't mind old age creeping on in the night.
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    I'm 22. If I was single, and she was up for it, then 16.

    As for oldest, how old is the Queen? There's you're answer....
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    I'm 21, Reckon I could go for a 17 year old, anything younger and I'd feel like Pete Townshend.
    The Oldest would probably be 30ish.

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    Your Age Now - 22
    Youngest Lover you could do - 17
    Oldest Lover you could do. - In their 30's

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    Where's the anything I can get (within reason) option?

    I will just say youngest I ever have had was 17 (I was 23) & oldest was 41 (I was lets just say somewhat younger)

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    Age is unimportant...christ at my age a pulse isn't even essential

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firestorm View Post
    Age is unimportant...christ at my age a pulse isn't even essential
    It does help if they're still warm mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canveyshrimper View Post
    It does help if they're still warm mate.
    You picky so-and-so

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    Realistically though, if a girl is clearly legal, then it doesn't matter if shes 16 of 46. If you think she's fit, you're hardly goinbg to go upto her and ask for some ID are you.

    Ooh, sorry love, you're 3 days too old for me, sorry.
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    I'd not heard of that half age plus 7 things that Pubey refers to, but it makes sense to me as a rule of thumb. In fact, eight years either side - I'll go for that.

    Me - 30
    Young'un - 22
    Old'un - 38

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    well its funny you should say this because it was last week I am 32 and she was 11, hmmmmm but im finding it hard to think of the youngest I would fek?

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