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Jonson Clarke-Harris

Billy big bollocks

Saw him come on away against Morecombe (I think) when Fred was on the bench. Strange style of walking and now you say that he has large testicles it makes sense.

You would normally say that large testicles would be a good thing - perhaps an evolutionary development that will see the genes perpetuated for generations to come ............ but this doesn't seem right when you examine the situation in more detail.

Yes, big balls may mean more sperm fluid overall but it is the sperm count that is the critical element along with the virility of the sperm themselves. Quantity may not win over quality.

And when it comes to being a footballer, having large balls between the thighs may well be a hindrance - it's all very well being "cocky" in the showers but doing the business out on the pitch is what really counts in the long run .......:winking:
 
Wouldn't have had money on him becoming Rotherham's record signing or on scoring a goal like he just has.
 
Still on loan at Coventry this season - Won everything in the air yesterday and gave our central defenders a hard time. 6 years since he had 15 minutes for us.
 
Still on loan at Coventry this season - Won everything in the air yesterday and gave our central defenders a hard time. 6 years since he had 15 minutes for us.
He's not on loan with them, he signed for them permanently in the summer after they were promoted.
 
He played quite well and was a big old unit.

I liked the way that even if he had no chance of winning the header, he jumped quite early right in front of the defender to try and put him off - seemed to be quite effective
 
Why didnt Turner take him ? Moore got nowhere near any header yesterday , I'm a big fan of his but is Turner carrying an injury , seems like he cant jump anymore , as the Turner of last year would have been strong and challenged Clarke-Harris hard every ball.
 
I thought we started to lose the 2nd half when JCH came on as sub for Gas yesterday
 
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