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Your football manifesto

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I'd like to abolish the 6 yard box. What use is it anyway?

All the paint that's saved could be used to clearly identify fans in the stand that don't know what they are talking about
 
also paint a 10 yard quadrant in each corner of the pitch to stop the girlie squabbles about whether the opponents are 10 yards back for a corner. Would serve the same purpose as the centre circle and the "D" on the 18 yard box
 
Its Only A Game said:
also paint a 10 yard quadrant in each corner of the pitch to stop the girlie squabbles about whether the opponents are 10 yards back for a corner. Would serve the same purpose as the centre circle and the "D" on the 18 yard box
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Could also be a trap door, if a player goes into the corner and keeps the ball there for 5 seconds the trap door activates. The ball is then fired from a cannon which is placed just above the opposing goal. So if an away team player runs into the corner to waste time, the ball is fired out of the cannon above the home team's goal onto the pitch.

The player is then dropped into a room populated by Adrian Chiles where they must explain how football works before they are allowed to escape.
 
chapperzUK said:
The player is then dropped into a room populated by Adrian Chiles where they must explain how football works before they are allowed to escape.
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Is this one giant room linked to all 92 grounds or are you going to have to clone Adrian Chiles?

Some people just don't think these things through before posting...............
 
Its Only A Game said:
Is this one giant room linked to all 92 grounds or are you going to have to clone Adrian Chiles?

Some people just don't think these things through before posting...............
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Just had an image of 92 Adrian Chiles clones! :nope:

The trap door will teleport them into a locked room at ITV where Adrian Chiles is held captive. If there is a cue, then there are several other clueless presenters/pundicts that are available.
 
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