Dear skeptical,
how about this for a story I've just made up;
PB; "Ron , we need some strikers, but they all cost money , or want paying"
RM ; You will have to offload someone first, how about that goalkeeper , we might get a fee for him, Wet Spam have been sniffing round, but somehow we've got to get them to 'up the ante'"
PB; " I know I'll get my mate at hull ( I used to manager there you know, got em into the premier league et al, you might have seen me singing, or on the pitch with the players ) Brucie, to put in a tempting offer, so we can get into a bidding war with Wet Spam"
RM; "good idea Phil, the I can get a £1m to dig some footings, Er I mean let you have some funds to get a striker in on loan, or at a push get an old favourite back, Eastwood, Barnard, or maybe even get Corr back, we might be able to afford him!
