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Karren Brady

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blues_r_best

blues_r_best

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At my work, the office has been recently refurbished. With the CEO a West Ham fan, the company has hired Karren Brady to appear at the 'official' opening.

How do I show my displeasure at this whole shambles without losing my job?
 
Spend the next few days constantly whistling 'heads, shoulders, knees and toes'.
 
Your job doesn't matter in this situation. Neither does your life. I will have one of Cyril's people bring you a suicide vest, and God speed.
 
blues_r_best said:
At my work, the office has been recently refurbished. With the CEO a West Ham fan, the company has hired Karren Brady to appear at the 'official' opening.

How do I show my displeasure at this whole shambles without losing my job?
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If all West Ham have to celebrate these days is a refurbished office...isn't this a perfect opportunity to remind them of their mighty neighbours?
 
Try the same greeting that David Sullivan does when she walks into his office....Drop your trousers and pants round your ankles.
 
Help your CEO prepare for the visit by leaving a Daily Sport and some of the porno mags she worked on, on your CEO's desk and on the noticeboard.

Maybe also some clippings for when she got arrested for corruption.

Finally move your desk into the boss's office, evict him and rename it the Olympic Office.
 
blues_r_best said:
... the company has hired Karren Brady to appear at the 'official' opening.

How do I show my displeasure at this whole shambles without losing my job?
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Being a corporate whore renting herself out to the lowest bidder is about her limit these days IMHO.
 
Speak to Courtney Wood and see if you can get hold of that cup he had on The Apprentice!
 
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