you'll be pleased to know he's a neighbour of my old boss and he mentions this goal a lot.
* It's a bright spring afternoon and Napster's Boss is busy mowing the front lawn, when his neighbour's front door opens *
Andy Polycarpou : Afternoon, mate
Napster's Boss :
* Resigned sigh * Afternoon, Andy
AP : Nice day for it
NB : Yep, where are you off to?
AP : Watford
NB : Watford?
AP : Yep, got some shopping to do
NB : Why Watford. That's miles away?
AP : Well, it brings back happy memories for me.
NB thinks : G_d, here he goes again!
AP : Yep, scored a goal against them once
NB :
* sighs * Really?
AP : Yep, it was an FA Cup Replay. You see, if we won, we'd play Liverpool in the 3rd Round.
NB : You don't say!
AP : Yep, frosty night it was. Big crowd. You should have been there.
NB : I feel like I was!
AP : Only goal of the game, it was
NB : You never said?
AP : Didn't I?
NB : Er, yes, only every month for the last 35 years!
AP : It was me proudest moment. In fact, come to think of it, it's me only moment, in truth!
NB : I guess you better get going. Driving to Watford and all that?
AP : Oh yeah. You're right. You must pop round for the evening. I'll show you the newspaper cuttings.
NB : How riveting!
AP : See you, then.
NB : Yeah, not if I see you first!
* Mrs Napster's Boss opens the front door *
Mrs Napster's Boss : Was he banging on about that goal again?
NB : What do you think?
Mrs NB : He's a nightmare. There's only one thing for it.
NB : Yep, you're right!
* Mrs NB returns indoors and picks up the phone *
Mrs NB : Hello, is that Bairstow Eves?