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    Quote Originally Posted by Polish_Blues View Post
    Thank god Mork is not our manager!
    But just think of the replica kits we'd have!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shrimpergarry View Post
    But just think of the replica kits we'd have!
    Yes - let's do it. Brown out, Mark in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Stevart View Post
    should have sacked this clown from the club instead southend united last summer gave him 3 year deal told you he was a clown proven right
    The only factor here is this is an old incident, before he signed the contract.

    He has had about as many last chances as any man deserves, lets see how he does now.

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    Get rid ! Bet you he will be trouble again !
    You lot forgot fa banned him at our club for breaching drugs in is locker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5scoops View Post
    Get rid ! Bet you he will be trouble again !
    You lot forgot fa banned him at our club for breaching drugs in is locker!
    No one forgot that, because it never happened. He was suspended whilst investigations happened but there was no ban so no drugs in the locker after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jam_Man View Post
    No one forgot that, because it never happened. He was suspended whilst investigations happened but there was no ban so no drugs in the locker after all.
    The real story is that the drug testers did a surprise visit. Nile Ranger then told Phil Brown before testing that he had taken MDMA on the Saturday, and Cocaine on the Sunday. He was immediately suspended by SUFC whilst the FA did their investigation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK View Post
    The real story is that the drug testers did a surprise visit. Nile Ranger then told Phil Brown before testing that he had taken MDMA on the Saturday, and Cocaine on the Sunday. He was immediately suspended by SUFC whilst the FA did their investigation.
    Indeed, plenty of stupid went on for sure, but the story about drugs in the locker would be a level of stupid even above.

    How comes he didnt get a ban, was what he took not detected then? Im assuming he passed the subsequent test anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jam_Man View Post
    Indeed, plenty of stupid went on for sure, but the story about drugs in the locker would be a level of stupid even above.

    How comes he didnt get a ban, was what he took not detected then? Im assuming he passed the subsequent test anyway.
    There was no drugs in the locker, that was made up by someone. No one from Southend has said whether he finally took the test after his admission. My guess is he did, and passed, but he expected to fail. Otherwise there would have been a ban by the FA. Also, it's quite possible that the drugs he was sold were watered down or just plain powder substitute, as happens a lot in London apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK View Post
    There was no drugs in the locker, that was made up by someone. No one from Southend has said whether he finally took the test after his admission. My guess is he did, and passed, but he expected to fail. Otherwise there would have been a ban by the FA. Also, it's quite possible that the drugs he was sold were watered down or just plain powder substitute, as happens a lot in London apparently.

    That would get right up your nose knowing that you've paid good money for nowt.


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    Quote Originally Posted by THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK View Post
    There was no drugs in the locker, that was made up by someone. No one from Southend has said whether he finally took the test after his admission. My guess is he did, and passed, but he expected to fail. Otherwise there would have been a ban by the FA. Also, it's quite possible that the drugs he was sold were watered down or just plain powder substitute, as happens a lot in London apparently.
    My theory is that Nile had actually been smoking nutmeg from his mums spice rack but made the drugs story up to look more street.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Cyril View Post
    My theory is that Nile had actually been smoking nutmeg from his mums spice rack but made the drugs story up to look more street.
    I did hear a rumour that Nile's bottle of Old Spice was not in fact Old Spice at all as he didn't like the smell but of course I dismissed this as tittle-tattle and nothing more than a little bit of jealousy coming "off the street like".

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    So Nile gets out, who meets him at the gates? is he in Pentonville?
    Does he go home to mum, has he still got his rented flat in Westcliff?
    Does he go straight to Roots Hall/Boots?
    Go to his probation office?
    Nandos? KFC? McD?
    Boots The Chemist?

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    'Silver' meets him at the gates!

    Then he going straight onto the pitch for the Brighton friendly the following night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK View Post
    The real story is that the drug testers did a surprise visit. Nile Ranger then told Phil Brown before testing that he had taken MDMA on the Saturday, and Cocaine on the Sunday. He was immediately suspended by SUFC whilst the FA did their investigation.
    like a more fun version of Craig David?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bearded Shrimper View Post
    like a more fun version of Craig David?
    Certainly not as many yawns as Craig Somnolent David ......................

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