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Jamal Campbell-Ryce - Egg Fried
Justin Edinburgh - Just in Case
Lee Bradbury - Lee Bad Buy
Sean Clohessy - Colostomy
Ben Coker - Hokey Cokey
Jason Demetriou - Domestos
M-A Fortune - Cookie
Nile Ranger - Lone Ranger
 
Going way back, showing my age here, Peter Taylor was Spud and Ian Hamilton was Chico.
 
Frank Nouble - Big ****ing donkey not worth **** why are we paying this ****** any wages at all
 
Best one I ever heard about a Southend player was Wayne Gray. Used to be called the caretaker as he always had a big ring of keys on his jeans
 
Isn't Lenny called Len Dog?

Also, one for the oldsters... Owen "The Flying Pig" Wilson. Not something he called himself I'm sure.

And Andy "Pepsi Cola" Polycarpou after the Doncaster Rovers PA's disastrous attempt at his name.
 
My ex-wife used to call the mighty Big Bad Barry Corr 'Teflon' because she claimed that she ball never used to stick to him.
 
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