Billericay (a).

OK all, get there in plenty of time, parking is bit tricky close to the ground. Set your SatNav for "Blunts Hall Lane".
Three of the stands have a lot of supporting pillars, the one without is the smaller of the two seated. The main stand has a concourse in front that people seem to walk along all match!
The clubhouse is pretty big but characterless, in my view. There is a sweet shop as well!
The "hotdogs" are just horrible - that really cheap white bread that tastes sugary after a chomp, onions were about teaspoon size portions, greasy and cold. Poor for £3.30. There's a fifty-fifty draw, the P.A. is either crystal clear or totally inaudible depending where you are.

Home kit is blue and slightly darker blue hoops shirts (traditional numbers, not squad), blue shorts'n'socks. Having read elsewhere that the programme is bad, I didn't buy one.

So there you are - my review.