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Is he the fastest footballer alive'

buffalowolf

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Terens puhiri is a 21 year old footballer plays for Borneo FC , making rave reviews after scoring a sublime goal for his club,not only can he control a football but also knows what to do with it and his speed is electric .Maybe Mc G should watch him
 
On video it shows him start to chase after a loose ball ,he started his run from his own 20 yard area picked up the ball just inside his own half ,rounded a defender controlled the ball then rounded the opposing goal keeper before calmly placing the ball in the back of the net ,all this in just a tick over 10 seconds.
 
Meh... it was a 'tap in'

[video=youtube;FpoWswkuRXc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpoWswkuRXc[/video]

His speed is so ridiculous, the video would work better with the Benny Hill theme tune.
 
What the hell is that commentator on? That would do my head in if I had to listen to that each time I watched the footy. Imagine him commentating on our superb ESC performance at Billericay :stunned:
 
What the hell is that commentator on? That would do my head in if I had to listen to that each time I watched the footy. Imagine him commentating on our superb ESC performance at Billericay :stunned:

Yeah, when we scored it would have been GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOAAAL. When they scored it would have been GOGOGOGOGOGOGOLOLOLOLOL.
 
Heard an interview with Usain Bolt at the weekend, he fancies giving football a go and is considering a trial at Man U.

Although that will purely be a PR stunt.....
 
Heard an interview with Usain Bolt at the weekend, he fancies giving football a go and is considering a trial at Man U.

Although that will purely be a PR stunt.....

Apparently he has signed for someone, I wonder who? we will find out tomorrow morning at 8am.

https://twitter.com/usainbolt/statu.../article/8a14042d-e79a-4ee4-8c56-42c9331c55e1


The fastest man to ever grace the earth on a free transfer, quite a coupe!.... whether he can kick a football though is a different matter.

Which ever club it is, I bet you they will shift some serious merchandise though, on the back of it.
 
Terens (aka The Flash) has signed for Port FC in Bangkok, as of writing he's made a couple of appearances as a sub but hasn't even touched the ball yet.
 
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