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Global Warming - A Worrying Statistic

Xàbia Shrimper

Co-founder of ShrimperZone
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Interesting....through a little research of my own I have discovered that you found that graph on Wikipedia and must therefore have an interest in 'Flying Spaghetti Monster'.
Is that right? What were you looking for???
 
Incorrect. My interest in flying spaghetti monsters waned when they updated the original trilogy. It was simply never the same ...
 
That graph then seems to show an interest in interesting correlations and maths.

Here is a good one for you:
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/girls-are-evil.jpg

On a side note, how do I get this to appear as a picture in this post? I am fairly new to this posting and want to spice up my posts. For example, last week I was unable to post a sexy picture of Steffi Graff when trying to make my point.

Please post that pic in your reply. Thanks in advance
 
You'll need to sign up to an image hosting site such as ImageShack or Pic Hotel. Upload your pics to their site and copy and paste the URL into your posts on here using the 'Insert Image' button you see just above the box your typing in.
 
That graph then seems to show an interest in interesting correlations and maths.

Here is a good one for you:
girls-are-evil.jpg


On a side note, how do I get this to appear as a picture in this post? I am fairly new to this posting and want to spice up my posts. For example, last week I was unable to post a sexy picture of Steffi Graff when trying to make my point.

Please post that pic in your reply. Thanks in advance

Enclose it in IMG tags instead of URL tags by pressing the icon that looks like a couple of mountains and a grey sun.
 
I have another interesting bit of maths.

Xabia Shrimper has done 11,727 posts (compared to my pathetic 26). Now, asuming each of those post took on average about 2mins then I can work out the following:

11727x2=23454 mins
/60=390.9 hours
/24= 16.2875 days

Congratulations. That deserves a round of applause. 16 days writing messages on here!
 
...the conclusion being therefore that, despite it being evil, global warming leads to fit sporting celebrities wearing less clothes?

In that case......

1.Turns on bathroom tap and leaves it running. (sod the water meter)

2. Boils kettle for no apparent reason.

3. Turns on all available lights.

4. Leaves all electrical equipment on standby.

and

5. Buggers off to work, revving the nuts out of the car at every stop point along the way. BP can kiss my ar$e!
 

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