Old songs which would be cancelled nowadays

[cerbera45]

 

[Shrimp and two veg]

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,

Graham Rix is a ****ing paedophile

 

[Shrimp and two veg]

If youre all going to (*enter away game*) clap your hands
Repeat

We'll be running round (* enter away game) with our willies hanging out
Repeat

 

[ChalkwellShrimper]

Great days indeed but thankfully society has moved on, we now have a very diverse mob at the Hall these days and all the better for it imo, still I did like giving it to the Brighton boys.

Agree. My great days comment was not about the song per se, more so, at that time, about being in my early teens supporting a very decent team. Aged 13 the 78 game at Vicarage Rd was my first ever SUFC away game and although we somehow found ourselves in the Watford home end and 'got run' by their lads before kick off, iirc we managed a 1-1 draw thanks to legend Alan Moody so it ended well. And the game was on Match Of The Day. As I said great days!

 

[Blues ‘n’ twos]

You'd be lucky to get an ambulance nowadays, amiright?

No comment

 

[GBJ]

He’s scouse, he’s scouse,

he’s gunna rob your house,

Ronnie Whelan, Ronnie Whelan

 

[E for B and Billy Best]

Get yer tits out for the lads. Get your tits out for the lads.

 

[WestStandBlue]

The stereotypical 'does your boyfriend know you're here' chants when we played Brighton.

Never in a million years would you hear that now.

Unfortunately it often still is sung to Brighton fans along with other songs of that nature

 

[The Original Tribal Chief]

Unfortunately it often still is sung to Brighton fans along with other songs of that nature

Tragic.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

CELERY, CELERY...

 

[LCBB72]

There was a song from the late 60s early 70s that went to the tune Oh Lordy , it used to go 'Oh Lordy kick him in the B----x , Oh Lordy kick him in the Head .

 

[Mark Corrigan]

I remember when we had Brighton down a few years ago.

'stand up, if you can't sit down'...

 

[CanveyCastle]

The stereotypical 'does your boyfriend know you're here' chants when we played Brighton.

Never in a million years would you hear that now.

Their reply was"What's it like to shag a girl?"

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Distant Drums, by Jim Reeves. Those of a 'mature age' like me, will know why!.

 

[Cricko]

Distant Drums, by Jim Reeves. Those of a 'mature age' like me, will know why!.

Do they smell?

 

[Ozzer]

Considering the last five years, I can't believe the good old ' the football league, is Distant Drums, by Jim Reeves. Those of a 'mature age' like me, will know why!.

..and did they smell.....

 

[Cricko]

..and did they smell.....

To late Ozzer , already done that one.

 

[Rob Noxious]

 

[Smudge28]

My eyes are dim, I cannot see

I think I'll be a referee

 

[Userorange]

Leeds Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and
Leeds Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and
Leeds Leeds and Leeds and Leeds…
We all f**king hate Leeds!

In your Liverpool* homes
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead cat and you think it’s a treat
In your Liverpool homes

*normally sang v Tranmere Rovers