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Is sort core porn a waste of time? (ADULTS ONLY).

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  • I am 16 and under - Whilst I shouldnt be reading this topic I love soft porn.

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Having got back to Brighton for 7ish after the Millwall game I did as I did most Saturdays and got the lads round.

We are a bit short on numbers this week as my mates Fist, Sweaty and The Pilot are all sunning themselves so it was just three of us.

The plan as always really was to head into Brighton, a pub crawl looking at all the teen birds wearing nothing before heading home drunk via the Kebab shop. Fun I know.

My mate Skeletor has split with his bird and has now moved into my spare room so we went home to collapse into (our seperate) beds.

My mate Ratty on the other hand decided to go home. He lives with his Mrs and she defo wears the trousers so to speak.

Anyway my mate Ratty decided he is in the mood to choke the chicken and starts bashing one out. Not suprise there. However he revelaed over lunch the next day that he watched soft core porn as its not as offensive to his Mrs.

Now for my mind you either want to watch porn in all its graphic glory or not. Soft porn is just a waste of time - Ok when you are 16 but that is it. My mate Ratty loves it.

What are you thoughts on this one?
 
Porn is generally risible. That said, soft-core tends to be a much safer bet with the birds, as chucking on Teenage Anal Virgins VI is liable to send 'em running into the arms of their ex. Lubricated and not disgusted is the way forward.
 
Time and a place i guess.. as J_S points out there's nothing wrong with a bit of soft if you're watching with a lady, but once shes sorted and asleep... wa-hey :D
 
Porn is generally risible. That said, soft-core tends to be a much safer bet with the birds, as chucking on Teenage Anal Virgins VI is liable to send 'em running into the arms of their ex. Lubricated and not disgusted is the way forward.

Bugger, I wondered where I was going wrong.
Perhaps we need to reactive the Dear Auntie Jonny thread.:D
 
Once you start watching hardcore stuff I think softcore material seems tame and isn't as good. I remember the days when I was younger I'd stay up late in the hope channel 4 or channel 5 would be showing some naughty programs with the possibility of boobs on show. Thesedays I much prefer seeing a bit of sausage and mayo involved rather than a couple of fake lesbians or false sex scenes.
 
Once you start watching hardcore stuff I think softcore material seems tame and isn't as good. I remember the days when I was younger I'd stay up late in the hope channel 4 or channel 5 would be showing some naughty programs with the possibility of boobs on show. Thesedays I much prefer seeing a bit of sausage and mayo involved rather than a couple of fake lesbians or false sex scenes.

In that case you might be interested to know the little lass whose cleavage you are fond of peering down has returned to the East Blacks. Not that I was looking of course.;) :D
 
Once you start watching hardcore stuff I think softcore material seems tame and isn't as good. I remember the days when I was younger I'd stay up late in the hope channel 4 or channel 5 would be showing some naughty programs with the possibility of boobs on show. Thesedays I much prefer seeing a bit of sausage and mayo involved rather than a couple of fake lesbians or false sex scenes.

There is still a place for soft porn though. It is more exciting if there is a dirty story and a build up. Plus soft porn has better looking chicks.

Too much hard core stuff has rough birds and has a lame story. Often they even cut the clothes removing part and it just picks up with the close up slamming.... or the sausage and mayo as you so nicely put it! LOL
 
Absolutely no place in this day and age for sofcore porn, I detest the stuff.
i have two reasons for this, firstly is that your other half will expect you to look like some Olympian who will tenderly touch and kiss her....No sorry love its Six o'clock in the morning and whilst I need to sleep, my purple headed storm trooper has other ideas so lets try the Blitzkrieg approach.
The second is that there are a lot of young actresses out there going to extradininary lengths in the Hardcore market to get on in the game, we should reward their talent by watching more of their stuff...not going back 25 years to the days of Sylvia Krystel swinging about naked in a chair, with a wry smile on her face.
 
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