Classic Comedy Catch Phrases and one liner's

[EastStandBlue]

One of the best Boosh scenes came in this series...

At Howards party when they're all playing spin the bottle.

Naboo: Oh no, You've smashed the bottle
Howard: Whats wrong?
Naboo: You've released a spirit... I think this will kill everyone
Howard: Oh my god
Naboo: Oh no wait, It only kills Virgins
Howard: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Naboo: ...Only joking. Its just an ordinary bottle

Silence, with everyone staring at Howard.


Or something to that effect, was brilliant.

 

[Pubey]

One of the best Boosh scenes came in this series...

At Howards party when they're all playing spin the bottle.

Naboo: Oh no, You've smashed the bottle
Howard: Whats wrong?
Naboo: You've released a spirit... I think this will kill everyone
Howard: Oh my god
Naboo: Oh no wait, It only kills Virgins
Howard: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Naboo: ...Only joking. Its just an ordinary bottle

Silence, with everyone staring at Howard.


Or something to that effect, was brilliant.

haha that was brilliant, and also when they pull!

 

[SUFC_Al]

It's the old, old story. Droid meets droid. Droid becomes chameleon.
Droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back
again, blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob, and droid loses blob,
chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?

brilliant :D

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

haha that was brilliant, and also when they pull!

you mean this Sketch Spin the bottle sketch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LruOJFz9umU

Enjoy guys

 

[Pubey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SemgzO8Ft8&feature=related

right at the very end for the kiss!

 

[ldnfatso]

From "The Life of Brian"

Alright, i am the Messiah, now f*** off!

 

[MK Shrimper]

From "The Life of Brian"

Alright, i am the Messiah, now f*** off!

How should we "f*** off" Lord?

 

[SUFC_Al]

Do you find it risible when I say the name Biggus Dickus?

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Not a one-liner but the whole sketch which has led to one of the mostr well-known Monty Python phrases still used today!

Two men in a pub
Norman Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?

Him I beg your pardon?

Norman Your wife...does she, er, does she 'go' - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.

Him Well, she sometimes goes, yes.

Norman I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.

Him I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you.

Norman Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That's good. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? (elbow gesture; rubs it)

Him Are you trying to sell something?

Norman Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. (hand tilting quickly) Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. (leaning over to him, making eye gesture; speaks slowly) Say...no...more. (leans back as if having imparted a great secret)

Him But...

Norman (stops him with finger which he lays alongside nose; gives slight tap) Your wife is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh?

Him She likes sport, yes!

Norman I bet she does, I bet she does!

Him She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact.

Norman (leans across, looking away) Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean. Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around, eh? Been around?

Him She's traveled. She's from Purley.

Norman Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Purley, say no more. Purley, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Him (about to speak; can't think of anything to say)

Norman (leers, grinning) Your wife interested in er... (waggles head, leans across) photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, 'he asked him knowingly'.

Him Photography?

Norman Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?

Him Holiday snaps?

Norman Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.

Him No, no we don't have a camera.

Norman Oh. Still (slaps hands lightly twice) Woah! Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?

Him Look, are you insinuating something?

Norman Oh...no...no... Yes.

Him Well?

Norman Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You're a man of the world, aren't you...I mean, er, you've er... you've been there haven't you...I mean you've been around...eh?

Him What do you mean?

Norman Well I mean like you've er...you've done it...I mean like, you know...you've...er...you've slept...with a lady.

Him Yes.

Norman What's it like?

Enormous artificial laugh on sound track.

 

[J]

"Don't tell him your name pike... "

 

[MK Shrimper]

"Don't tell him your name pike... "

Someone hasn't read the whole thread....:rolleyes:

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Someone hasn't read the whole thread....:rolleyes:

lol....i did not want to say that just in case :)

 

[MK Shrimper]

lol....i did not want to say that just in case :)

Some of us pass this off as work :hilarious:

 

[MissWestStand]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SemgzO8Ft8&feature=related

right at the very end for the kiss!

eels eels eels
eels up inside ya
finding an entrance where they can!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

From Not the 9 o'clock News, with Mel Smith and Rowan Atkinson.

Explorer: When I first captured Gerald he was wild
Gorilla: Wild? I was livid!

 

[MK Shrimper]

eels eels eels
eels up inside ya
finding an entrance where they can!

Hats off Miss WS... :hilarious: Your admirer will be happy you're a Boosh fan....

 

[Napster]

Marge: [sings] How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man...
Homer: Seven.
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: OK, eight.
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: Do *I* know what "rhetorical" means?

 

[MissWestStand]

Hats off Miss WS... :hilarious: Your admirer will be happy you're a Boosh fan....

Huh? :confused: I have an admirer do I?!

 

[sufcintheprem]

Smell my cheese you mother!

EXCUSE ME, HAS ANY-BODY GOT A BOTTLE OF ORANGE JUICE PLEASE

Last month the notorious paedophile Sidney Cook was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one man prison vessel, posing no further threat to children on earth. But it was revealed that an eight year old boy was also placed on board by mistake and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen".

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

“You’re wrong, and you’re a grotesquely ugly freak. Thanks.”

“In ancient Egypt felines were worshipped because the Egyptians thought they were funny.”

"I take heroin, but just at weekends. But what about people less white, less middle class than me?

“Kerry was dressed up as an angel. He woke the old man up and told him he was dead. And must go outside and bury himself.”

“I’m the old lady whose head you stoved in with a loose wardrobe in the middle of the night. Remember? I’m Marvin Gaye, shot by my own father. Oh yes. You know me alright. Look at my eyes, murderer. You killed me. What the hell did you do that for? Look at me. Feel proud do you? Do you even know what a feeling is? I do. But I can’t have anymore now, because of you. You.”

“Jesus didn’t know he was Jesus until he’d been chained to the radiator for some time.”

The Chris Morris and Darcus Howe interview
CM: “I’m sitting opposite a man, he knows nothing, he talks all the time, the result is he’s a trenchant buffoon, he had no idea how to present television shows, he looks ridiculous in that fashion wear. He swans around all the time hoping that people will recognise him, when infact nobody’s even remotely interested. He’s taken up enough time on this show already and he hasn’t even opened his mouth. God knows why he’s here, I’ve nothing to ask the guy. And for all I know he may be a coco shunter too. Darcus Howe.
DH: “What’s a coco shunter?”
CM: “Coco Shunter? That’s just what I’ve got, er, oh, sorry, that’s the introduction to Robert Elms. Sorry. Do you know Robert Elms? I’ve just read out the introduction to Robert Elms."