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  1. Player Abilities

    Descriptions of the new Player Abilities are up. Have to love the last one... As promised here are some more details about the abilities that your players will perhaps soon be allocated. Note that there is a slight change in the percentage probability of your players having these abilities to...
  2. Would you have her courage?

    On Mr B's "Pictures of Birds" thread, Boris posted up a picture of a lady called Sarah Jane Howe. It was a bit different from the others on the thread because, as Boris pointed out, she seemed to have no nipples. Below is her story - and as asked in the thread title, would you have her courage?
  3. Jam_Man

    Anyone used Play.com for buying TV's?

    The TV I want to buy is £100 cheaper on Play, but Im wary of using them in case anything went wrong. I ordered 3 CD's for the first time in years a while back and they f****ed up two of them so not exactly impressed and not sure I entrust them to deliver a TV and provide customer service...
  4. Slipperduke

    John Terry Messes With Karma

    I don’t believe in fairies, I don’t believe in miracles and, to be honest with you, I’ve still not made my mind up on the whole God thing, but I’ll tell you what I do believe in. I believe in Football Karma. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together...
  5. Barrett

    Lucky to stay on the pitch in the first half yet still moaning at the ref and making silly challenges afterwards. Was rightly sent off and a huge amount of stupidity especially as he is meant to lead by example. Worse thing is both challenges were in completely unnecessary areas of the pitch...
  6. Local Taxis/minibuses

    Hi all, I need to hire a couple of minibus taxi's in Southend. Ideally ones that look like It'd be great if we could pay in advance, or even give them card details and settle up a couple of days afterwards. If anyone knows a decent firm then please let me know. Cheers Jon
  7. seany t

    Hooper, Kightly, MacDonald, Paynter and Stanislas

    Yesterday, ex-Shrimper Charles Ademeno scored a hat-trick within 5 minutes of being on the pitch. Instantly, his achievement was met with a chorus of 'he didn't do that for us...' posts and it got me thinking, we're quick to criticise Tilly and Brush for letting these guys go but never give them...
  8. Win a training day experience at Southend United with Coca-Cola

    ** Posted with the kind permission of the site admin ** To celebrate their sixth season as title sponsors of the Football League, Coca-Cola is offering fans once in a lifetime opportunities to get exclusive behind the scenes access, at your club. One lucky fan of every single Coca-Cola...
  9. southend4ever

    Pub Joke

    The Hanover FC manager has denied any involvement in Robert Enke's death. He gave a statement ... 'Robert trained brilliantly yesterday, so afterwards I told him he could stop almost anything!Unfortunately that didn't include the 7.52 from Dortmund.'
  10. Tangled up in Blue

    Oil City

    Saw this excellent documentary on Dr Feelgood at a special screening here in Barcelona earlier this evening with Director Julian Temple introducing the film. Had a brief chat with JT afterwards and shook his hand while thanking him for making a great film on my favorite local band.Think he was a...
  11. Aren't we forgetting something here?

    If Ron Martin can organise the debts to be paid off, that will be terrific news but only a start. What is the position on that, by the way? Is there any more news to confirm whether HMRC are going to be paid and if so then how? What are the terms of the finance underpinning the payments? But...
  12. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Episode No 3 Season 1931-32

    Forget all the current gloom and doom for a minute or two and go back in time for a couple of minutes with Episode 3 that appeared in the Southend v Leyton Orient programme: No. 3 A GOOD START NOW TWO HOME GAMES Southend had started the season with three straight wins, all by two goal margins...
  13. Get a Grip!

    Yesterday's performance was dire. I've not been able to make some of the much better games recently so if anyone should be complaining about how rubbish we must be it would be me. What I couldn't understand from some of the fans yesterday and having just seen some of the posts on here is some...
  14. manor15

    Fox Anchor Swearing Live On Air

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6213338/Fox-news-anchor-Ernie-Arnastoss-obscene-chicken-slip-is-instant-internet-catchphrase.html Quite funny "Keep f*cking that chicken!" Just watch the women next to him's face afterwards! :D
  15. Stats

    SZone Golf - 17th October

    Comrades Mentioned before about arranging a game for a saturday morning before a home game. I'll be back for the weekend of the 17th which is Brizzle Rovers at home. Suggest 18 round Garon's early doors and then onto the game afterwards. Think its around £25 for a round. Anyone interested...
  16. Slipperduke

    Deadline Day Drama! (sort of)

    Transfer deadline day is one of the most exciting of the season and, with the window slamming shut right on our deadline, you're not going to miss a thing. We told Iain Macintosh to power up his Blackberry, stay tuned to the news and scour the internet for rumours. Here's how his day panned...
  17. DoDTS

    MILLWALL nothing changes.

    A little bit of history repeating itself perhaps? Div 3(S) No. 10 Saturday 6th October 1923 SOUTHEND UNITED 0-0 MILLWALL Millwall came to the Kursaal with very negative hard aggressive tactics, trying to spoil the game and they succeeded in so far as they gained a point, but in the 1920s...
  18. Slipperduke

    They Miss Him

    He may not have been there in person, but His presence hung around Wembley Stadium on Sunday like an over-tanned spectre. It lurked in every corridor, loomed over every conversation and sometimes, if you listened very, very carefully to a frequency only just on the cusp of human hearing, you...
  19. TBV_Dan

    Zone Update First "Revelling it in" of the new season!

    Yes, Revell's fantastic blog is back for another season! Here it is..... Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘sat nav’ Barrett Lee ‘the doctors friend’ Barnard Clark ‘you know Revs, you don’t half scrub up’ Masters Is it me or has time flown by since the end of last season? I...
  20. Slipperduke

    Senor Jekyll outwits Senor Hyde

    If the World Cup is anything like this, we're all in for a treat. You could always sense that the destiny of the Confederations Cup would be determined by the identity of the Brazil team that turned up. If it was the Brazil who lethargically struggled past South Africa, then the USA would strike...
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