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  1. Lunchtime Boredom

    Frogs for sale Man walking down the street noticed a street vendor with a sign FROGS FOR SALE.. "greatest blow job you will ever have”. The man approached and the vendor said, trust me, these frogs give the best blow job you will ever get. The man proceeded home with his new purchase. About...
  2. The Watermill Wino

    Come on SEL and Ron

    Got back from Nene Park and was amazed A , that we lost and B, Why didn't we have a place like theirs? It was less than 20 years ago that they were formed but in that time they have worked wonders together.The ground which is compact does what it should do, offer good views and a home to be...
  3. Joke

    At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke  6 feet 5 inches tall and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the queer finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big...
  4. Latest scores in leauge 1 tonight

    All 0-0 except...... Hudderfield 0 - 2 Scunthope! i'm amazed
  5. Xàbia Shrimper

    Five Star

    A new bar has opened on Jávea beach front called "Five Star" and it led us to have a discussion about the Romford band Five Star who were about in the latter part of the 80's and were touted as Britain's 'Jackson 5'. At the time we couldn't remember any of their songs (figures) but this...
  6. fbm


    Yes, it's true folks... God is wanted by Forest. Apparently he is seen as a potential replacement for Marlon King and/or David Johnson. Sources "close to the club" have confirmed their interest... Is this possibly true (I really would be amazed) or a rumour to big Tes up so that...
  7. Times Report vs Lincoln City

    Again, this isnt too complimentary but at least we are getting some coverage at last. From todays edition of The Times Eastwood spots chance to save Southend By Paul Connolly Southend United 1 Lincoln City 1 AS THE RUNNERS glimpse the finish line, their legs tighten and their lungs gasp for...
  8. Adam Barrett

    I sat watching goals on the sunday this morning and the player of the month candidates were listed for each divison. Bywater of West Ham was nominated for three clean sheet, at which point I began to moan and groan about how Southend are always overlooked by Sky, BBC etc etc saying how Flahavan...
  9. Napster

    Pat scully poem

    Kilkenny Appoint Pat Scully Kilkenny appointed Pat Scully, A position applied for by many. Some were certain, though others were woolly, Though the club were amazed they got any. They’re careful with each single penny, (As Pat, I’m sure, understands fully) Oh it’s strange that a team like...
  10. Andy_S

    West Ham fans

    I was amazed to see the attendance at the West Ham Vs Sheff Utd game was 19,444. Now considering there was just over 30,000 for their game with Derby last week, with few Derby fans in attendance, where have they all gone? Are they really that fickle that 11,000 of them can just turn round and...
  11. wiggy

    Wayne Gray,

    Went to the match last night and was amazed that Gray came out for the second half. Did not adapt to the conditions and wasn"t involved at all. Back to his early season form so surely Dudders must start this week. What has Tilly got against this boy, scores plenty of goals but only ever...
  12. DTS

    Jim Corbett

    I am currently off work having had a knee op and to pass the hours of mind numbing boredem I have watched the Blues 03/04 DVD. Few things struck me such as Connies goals really did keep us up, the defence was shocking and Gower should shoot everytime he gets the ball...However..... Watching...
  13. fbm

    All joking aside

    Does anyone who saw the Match last Sunday SERIOUSLY think Terry would be ok in goal for us? Even as a substitute? Because I don't. Yeah, publicity is great and all that, but he is as good a goalkeeper as I am a comedian. If he is even on the bench tomorrow I will be amazed. I thought that...
  14. fbm

    My journey last night

    Well, I’ve just got to share this with you all. Me and my friend Malcolm went to Colchester last night to see the MIGHTY BLUES dump Col U out of the LDV Trophy. Again. <snigger> Anyway, it is a night neither of us shall forget for more than one reason. I picked him up at about 6 from his house...
  15. Rochdale

    Difference between the two sides was a wonder goal (Jones wouldn&#39;t score again from that position if he tried a 1,000 times) and a very dubious penalty. But that shouldn&#39;t disguise what was a truly appalling performance. Rochdale were not a patch on Cheltenham or Lincoln and were there...
  16. Chris Ramsey

    Former Shrimper Chris Ramsey - possibly the worst player I&#39;ve ever seen at Roots Hall - is taking on the England National Game XI (essentially non-league England) as coach of the United States Representative XI at Blackbaud Stadium in Charleston, USA next Wednesday 9th June. Ramsey is...