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  1. yogi bear up the cagire

    Dream on?............

    Sadly.................or rather happily, there is no graph this year, to see how we were doing in comparison to last season. So, as I'm still in the recovery room from my weekend, working in Toulouse, I thought I'd amuse myself by checking back on what has been required, in previous seasons, to...
  2. Mad Cyril

    The sandwich thread

    Probably been done before but I am working from home and bored so.... Just knocked up a cheese and ham toastie with German mustard a bit of an amuse bouche before lunch. Anyone else?
  3. Rob Noxious

    The Original Rude Boy

    "It's a bit like what Charlie Watts said about the Stones ... five years playing, twenty years waiting around." Sir Buttz Yoddles spoke wearily as he was in discomfort from a horrific abscess for which he had just started taking analgesic medication. His weariness was not helped by the...
  4. Rusty Shackleford

    The Guardian never fails to amuse.....

    Whilst Barnaby is off conspiring with anarchists and jihadists, I thought I'd steal his schtick and link to the Guardian: BBC foreign correspondents warn cuts compromise impartiality What impartiality are they referring to I wonder? Surely they don't mean the BBC! This is better than 'Garfield'.
  5. MissWestStand

    Ferguson is not amused

  6. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
  7. Southendsleeper

    Southampton - An Overview

    McCormack - easily man of the match. Scything tackles flying in, good distribution, and a stunning goal. The goal looked like a Gower type of shot, blasted in. Bradbury - oh so many chances, but still offered a lot for the team. Finishing aside, a good performance Sodje - Another face to face...
  8. To any Col Ewe fans visiting this board...

    After the events of today with your player simulating to get Maher sent off and leading to Gower's dismissal, I would suggest you find somewhere else to amuse yourselves for a few days.
  9. Championship Manager

    I am not sure if this belongs in this forum, but thought it might amuse a few of you. I am still playing a game of CM (01/02 version) that I started about four years ago. I haven't looked at it for a while, as it was just getting too easy. Starting with the actual Blues team of 2001 (one of...
  10. Championship Manager

    I am not sure if this belongs in this forum, but thought it might amuse a few of you. I am still playing a game of CM (01/02 version) that I started about four years ago. I haven't looked at it for a while, as it was just getting too easy. Starting with the actual Blues team of 2001 (one of...
  11. GNH

    Yesterdays game

    .......yes the tall lanky bloke up front who IMHO was one of the worst players I have seen, must have been REALLY bad in their last game if this is what they think of him!! Found on a bury message board ! "The one thing I discovered about Bas Savage today is that there are two...
  12. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Free Travel to Sc**thorpe

    Well, its a genuine offer (petrol on Company expenses), but the journey is not straightforward. You will need to be in Ipswich 6.00pm Monday, I then travel up to Wrexham and stay the night there (you need to find board yourself). Client meeting in Wrexham on Tuesday but should be finished by...
  13. how many grounds have you been to?

    I'm bored so to amuse me for a while I was wondering how many League, Conference, Scottish, foreign and Int'l grounds have you been to? You can include oldies like Roker Park, Filbert Street etc in the total as well. I've done 49 in total including 9 Scottish grounds
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