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  1. Social media gossip..

    Mr Ranger seems to have been breathalysed ... maybe it's an old joke or something? It seems to have taken 4 officers to do this ... instagram And Mr Cox seems to be selecting the team for Saturday when he congratulates MAF and asks for "more of the same on Saturday" Also see Mr Maclaughlin...
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    • amused blues english football english soccer essex football foo football football league fossets farm fourth division instagram league two npower football league officers ranger real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. SUBBlue

    Row breaks out over 5 legged dog

    No disrespect intended but this story in the Echo amused me. Probably no laughing matter for the family but it reminded me of Uncle Alberts funeral in Only Fools and Horses. http://m.echo-news.co.uk/news/14251389.Row_breaks_out_over__five_legged_dog__funeral_flowers/?ref=mr&lp=2
  3. fredheim_holm

    Just launched a new spoof NSA website/twitter

    Hi all, Just a brief one from me. Myself and a friend of mine are a bit geeky, we came up with the idea of a website that simply asked the question 'Are the NSA watching me?' and answered with an obvious 'yes'. Most people won't understand or find it funny, but for those easily amused it's...
  4. danburyshrimper

    Question what is it ?

    Has anyone noticed during the friendly matches what the contraption is just to the left of our dugout? It looks almost like an i-pad strapped onto a yellow stand ... i've never noticed this before ( but i am a west stand seaso with bad eyesight ) Does anyone know if this is one of Phil Browns...
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    • amused blues browns english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division gadgets league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football trap youth
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. WG Grace would not be amused!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jan/14/england-cricketer-sarah-taylor-mens-match Thin end of the PC wedge or a step forward? Why not those Englishmen not good enough for the first team to play in England's Women's team? Discuss!
  6. Rob Noxious

    The Original Rude Boy

    "It's a bit like what Charlie Watts said about the Stones ... five years playing, twenty years waiting around." Sir Buttz Yoddles spoke wearily as he was in discomfort from a horrific abscess for which he had just started taking analgesic medication. His weariness was not helped by the...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. * ORM *

    Funny Football Vids

    I know there are hundreds out there but a couple I have watched this morning have amused me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8F1lwJEKFE&playnext=1&list=PLE612620C2BFFC991
  8. Rusty Shackleford

    Auntie can't get mouth around clock

    Not a lot to be amused about of late - but I rather like this BBC story about a talkative Johnson: Auntie can't get mouth around clock

  9. Post-Morcombe

    Doesn't go out until tomorrow, but I thought I'd let you lot have an early peak.... As usual feel free to agree/disagree, or go nothing at all :)
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    • amused apt attract blues claimed corr dru encounter english football english soccer entertained enthusiasm essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hall hereford imitating jury league two morcombe npower football league numbered predictio ramblings rate real football replicate rod roots roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sterling sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Bradford Trip - Camping & What to Do Ideas Please

    For this one gonna drive up and get to area Fri noon and sort out a camp site before going on to match in eve. Will be looking to stay a little north of Bradford as reckon that is a reasonable area (will be taking SS Jnr No. 3 with me and looking to explore area over the weekend). A bit of...
  11. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Question Wot are you looking forward to this Summer?

    For me, a few obvious things, others a bit more unique. In no particular order: 1. The World Cup, watching every key game (and most of the others) where poss with a beer in hand. Might be a bit challenging at times, for the USA game I am helping out at junior school camp at a sloping field...
  12. Slipperduke

    Wenger's Vengeance

    Try and imagine, if you will, Arsene Wenger throwing a tantrum. It doesn't really fit in with his professorial demeanour, does it? I can imagine him taking me to one side, putting a hand on my shoulder and telling me that he wasn't angry with me, that he was just disappointed. I can imagine that...

  13. On a lighter note....

    Anyone wishing to give Ron Martin any stick, get it out of your system here first: http://www.punchinthefacebook.com/punch/southend-united-chairman/ron-martin Then you can come to the game all refreshed and support the boys! :) (Well it kept me amused for 5 mins...)
  14. Slipperduke

    White Hart Lane

    I always enjoy a trip to White Hart Lane. Sure, it's in the middle of the north-east London badlands, a destination made even more remote by London Transport's fascination with shutting down the tube on match day, but there are consolations. For starters, there's the stadium itself, a hulking...
  15. MissWestStand

    Ferguson is not amused

  16. Crabby Shrimper

    Best.Health and Safety video.Ever

    We all know how tedious H+S videos can be, well, imagine my delight when today at forklift training we were shown this! Takes a few minutes to get going, but, well, it amused me. Klaus' First day
  17. Benfleet A1

    A Recovery Nightmare

    It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    Super-Outsiders? Not A Chance.

    Villarreal 1-1 Arsenal Senna, 10 Adebayor, 66 If it is true that whatever fails to kill you makes you stronger, then soon Arsenal will be invincible. After the painful grind of a season ruined by injuries and internal dispute, the Gunners are growing as a team, and as men. To come back from...
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    • amused concede cos dre emirates emmanuel fernandez finishing guinness johan jury missiles outsiders overhead physical prematurely prepared ran ski somewhere stronger tacking threatened unpunished wasn worthy wouldn
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. canveyshrimper

    Ireland declares war on France

    The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice says. "This is Paddy down at the Hogshead Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you Frenchies!" "Well, Paddy,"...
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    • amused ant army declares deed equipped guinness jackie laser laughs mclaughlin military missile modified sarkozy
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Slipperduke

    Wilkins Worried By Wobbles

    After a hard night at Roots Hall, Luis Felipe Scolari was in no mood to face the media. Perhaps he was locked in the dressing room with a blackboard, some chalk and a squad still struggling to understand the concept of zonal marking. Whatever the reason, it was Ray Wilkins who squeezed into the...
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    • amused amusement barnard caused champions claimed dribble ead hadn hall headed league one lesser marking roots runners san shirt sticking stopped swallow wasn wouldn zonal
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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