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  1. Smartodds - L1 Analyst

    Hi all, Company I know is looking for a new L1 football expert - think there are a few of us that fancy ourselves as an expert on here! Place to apply is http://www.smartodds.co.uk/Careers/Vacancies Just in case anyone is interested!
  2. Napster

    League One Backroom Staff

    Someone posted that we have a big backroom staff so I thought I would contrast and compare. Ive removed physios/doctors and youth/academy coaches, masseurs and kit managers for clarification. Basically, yeah we could do with more backroom staff. Barnsley Head Coach - Lee Johnson Assistant...
  3. C C Csiders

    Southend United TV Personality XI

    Is it possible to complete an XI of ex-Southend players who are now, or have been TV personalities? GK - Terry Alderton (comedian and actor) RB - Mark Wright (TOWIE/I'm a Celeb/Strictly) CB - Spencer Prior (TV football analyst in Australia) CB - LB - RM - Andy Ansah (Dream Team/Street...
  4. Napster

    A Where are they Now special

    I was tempted to do one of the last time we played at Wembley, but it would be pretty dull So, the last time we played at the Mill Stad, here's where everyone is and what they're doing: Flahavan - signed for Palace for a free in July 2008, after making 296 appearances for the club. Now at...
  5. Uncle Leo

    Potential replacements for Keys and Gray?

    Looks like Keys and Gray will get off with a slapped wrist then and they'll be back on our screens soon enough. But if they were hit by a bus tomorrow (driven, quite possibly, by a female assistant referee) who would you want to replace them? Mark Bolton, who hosts Revista de La Liga, could be...
  6. interesting job on job seekers plus

    FOOTBALL ANALYST Location SOUTHEND ON SEA, ESSEX Hours 2 PER WEEK, ANY ONE DAY, BETWEEN MON - FRI, BETWEEN 7PM-10PM Wage £50 PER DAY Work Pattern Days , Evenings Pension No details held Duration PERMANENT ONLY Description Experience or qualifications are not essential...
  7. Harold Bishop Killer


    1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe...
  8. Lester Bangs

    Any HGV drivers here?

    Ok so I'm looking into the possibility of changing careers from being an illustrious Financial Analyst/Accountant to HGV (C&E) driver. The money's comparable and I'm just bored to the back teeth with Accountancy, month ends and working with Class A ****s. I've been in contact with a few...
  9. Leeboy

    Stan Collymore

  10. sosman

    Guardian Guide to the Season out today

    In today’s Guardian’s guide to the 2007/8 season Garry Birtles “Football League analyst for Sky Sports” says (under League One ‘Fearing the Drop’): “…the surprise down there [in the relegation zone] could be Southend, who fought so well in the Championship but have a worryingly thin squad.”...
  11. Napster

    Oh dear another player charged with rape

    Arsenal footballer Graham Stack was today charged with raping a 21-year-old girl at his home, Scotland Yard said. The 23-year-old goalkeeper, who is on loan at Millwall, was charged following the alleged rape in Beckenham, south east London on September 1. Stack, a Republic of Ireland...
  12. canada shrimper

    friday giggle

    Here are ten comments made by sports commentators that they would like to  take back: > >> 1.  Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk  Event: >> "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.  I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." >> >> 2.  Ted...