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  1. The Flying Scotsman

    UFO's Part II

    Given the owners of this glorious site have withdrawn my right of reply in relation to the debate about UFO's, I feel I should add the following. Unidentified flying object (commonly abbreviated UFO) is a popular term for any seemingly aerial phenomenon that is not readily identified. Research...
    • The Flying Scotsman
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. UFO's ATTACK RONS BLOG

    Strange & Weird events..... about 06:25 to-day I posted a new thread: RM's Blog Part III which may have been attacked by aliens & has mysteriously dissappeared from this board. It read something like:- "Closed = Now Agreed Unilateral closure of 2 threads without right of reply not good IMO...
    • Irate Ian
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    • aliens appearing exactly following fur occupy para posted responses tin
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. RM's Blog Part II

    Since you or your Moderators have closed the 1st thread and not given the right of reply to your abuse, I reprint it below:- 1) Exactly what is says on the tin. 2) No will not "shut up" - yet another demeaning & attempt to bully comment. Have not asked any further questions on...

  4. the BIG questions

    where's the money...???????? Freddy money NOT ALL SPENT ON PLAYERS TV money from 2008 play-offs NOT ALL SPENT ON PLAYERS Gates exceeding 7/8/9 thousand for past 3 season WE MADE DO WHEN WE GOT 4/5 THOUSAND - IS THE WAGE BILL REALLY THAT MUCH HIGHER?? Share issue I'M SURE THE BROCHURE SAID...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Portugal and Spain reveal joint 2018 World Cup bid

    A joint bid was issued by Spain and Portugal in the race for 2018 World Cup host. Although Portugal had allegedly been more excited about the venture than Spain, Spanish FA President Angel Maria Villar Llona has since indicated that he supports a joint endeavour. The bid is also being backed by...
  6. Thorpe Groyney

    High Praise From Essex Rival

    It's not often that Southend United are praised in a local rival's publication but this is what will be appearing in one club's upcoming programme: - "hats off to Southend United, the pride of Essex this week, who stunned the football world with a superb 1-1 draw at...
  7. South Bank Hank

    Nominations

    Gentlemen - and hopefully some of you ladies - it's that time again. The Totty Cup is back and it's bigger and better than ever. As last year, we will be harnessing the outstanding intellect, wide-ranging intelligence and thought-provoking insight that exists on this fine board and putting it...
    • South Bank Hank
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    • Replies: 75
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. seany t

    Shearer - whats he playing at?

    One minute he's taking he NUFC job. Then he's not. Then he quits MOTD to do his badges. Which he doesn't end up doing. Then his best mate Rob Lee says he'll be taking the job any day now, causing more unrest at the Club he claims on a weekly basis to love and desire some stability at. Joe...

  9. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
    • A Century United
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. quitting the booze !!!

    approx 3 weeks ago went to a little shindig where i drank approx 6 pints of stella and approx 1 pint of red wine. after chucking my guts up and feeling ill for the next 3 days,i decided to quit drinking altogether. 3 weeks on i have shed 6 pounds in weight with my stomach appearing flatter...
    • graysblue
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    • Replies: 60
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Slipperduke

    Chelsea Dominant As Villa Crumble

    Crisis? What crisis? Beset by injuries, Chelsea saved their best performance of the season so far for the day when the smart money was on Aston Villa to end that long unbeaten home run of theirs. Luiz Felipe Scolari's walking wounded preserved their record in a magnificent first half before...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  12. Question Ex-Shrimpers in the Premiership now?

    Does anyone know of any former Southend players appearing in the Premiership this season? I can only think of Leon Cort! Thought I might find a couple for my fantasy league team.
    • SteveK
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    • appearing cort league
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  13. Anyone want to be a Legend at MTBD ?

    Just received in an e-mail from the club Become a Legend! One Blues Lottery member will get the ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity to play for the Southend United Legends XI against Shrimperzone FC at the forthcoming ‘Meet The Blues’ event on Sunday 27th July 2008...
    • McNasty
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Harold Bishop Killer

    The Great Technology Debate

    Its not just transfer rumours which get out of control in the ‘silly’ season but also always appearing from the shadows again is the subject of TV referees or a 3rd eye if you prefer. A referee sitting high in the sky surrounded by as many tvs as your local Dixons and making the call on a...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. ldnfatso

    Doctors Secretaries mistypes

    Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...
    • ldnfatso
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. The Flying Scotsman

    ShrimperZone FC 1 - Meet the Players

    Ahead of this weekends final taking place on Sunday (2.30 ko) at Burroughs Park (home of Great Wakering FC), it's time to take a look at the squad which helped the Zone achieve promotion in record time, and which now have their sights set on lifting the famous Andy Ward Section G Trophy. It...
    • The Flying Scotsman
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Matt the Shrimp

    The fbm report - Brighton (h) - Discussion Thread

    The fbm report will shortly be appearing on the front page...

  18. A review from Neverland

    Well it all began last night at about 10pm with the suggestion of making the trip along the M25 and M4 to Swindon. Clearance was received from our driver's girlfriend and waking up after 6 hours sleep (watched the test match) to the tune of "we are going to Swindon", the excitment set in and...
    • Peter Pan
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  20. Sir Slipperduke

    Mr Slipper (Iain) has now finished his first masterpiece and it will soon be available under the counter in your local newsagents.. failing that ... .Expect to see this link appearing quite a lot in the next few months...
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