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  1. Sir Slipperduke

    Mr Slipper (Iain) has now finished his first masterpiece and it will soon be available under the counter in your local newsagents.. failing that ... .Expect to see this link appearing quite a lot in the next few months...
  2. Sir Slipperduke

    Mr Slipper (Iain) has now finished his first masterpiece and it will soon be available under the counter in your local newsagents.. failing that ... .Expect to see this link appearing quite a lot in the next few months...
  3. Matt the Shrimp

    Front Page Article - Youth Team Update

    Ahead of tonight's big clash between the SUFC Youth Team and Stoke City in the 4th round of the cup, Rob Craven gives us his update on how the Youth Team have been getting on in recent weeks. The article will be appearing shortly on the front page...
  4. Matt the Shrimp

    Southend 1 - 1 Yeovil: The fbm report

    ...will shortly be appearing on the front page...
  5. Napster

    Best obituary ever?

    http://news.independent.co.uk/people/obituaries/article3075649.ece Sammy Duddy Belfast paramilitary and drag artist Published: 19 October 2007 Sammy Duddy, political activist, drag artist and poet: born Belfast 1945; twice married; died Belfast 17 October 2007. Sammy Duddy was a colourful...
  6. Matt the Shrimp

    Southend v. Crewe - Match Preview

    Appearing shortly on the front page...
  7. Matt the Shrimp

    Southend v. Tranmere - Match Preview

    Appearing on the front page shortly...
  8. South Bank Hank

    The "Eraser" Thread

    Okay, so you meet this guy in a pub and he says that he makes people "disappear". In fact, he's so good at his job that he makes all traces of this person "disappear". Their name, their work, their achievements, and all knowledge of them "disappears". He can even make celebrities "disappear"...
  9. Matt the Shrimp

    Oldham v. Southend - Match Report - Discussion Thread

    Article appearing shortly on the front page...
  10. South Bucks Shrimper

    I quit

    It's a quarter to 1 in the morning. My eyes are stinging. The affect of this evening's beer is starting to wear off. My laptop says I must connect to power it it will shut down. I am struggling to keep up with all the posts, they are appearing faster than I can read them. I'll catch up in...
  11. Matt the Shrimp

    Millwall Match Preview - Front Page - Discussion Thread

    Shortly appearing on the front page
  12. Ron Manager

    Spencer Prior

    Spinner is appearing as a co-commentator and pundit on a show called Total Football on Fox Sports (the equivalent of Sky) in Australia. According to my sources he mentioned on there that he'd like to play for an Aussie club. However considering their A-League plays through the Oz summer I...
  13. Please Lets Have Now More Of This Phoney Wars

    get these east london aholes of this forum noone is interested in them unless of course you are about 16 and post on here, and have never experienced what a real local derby is all about, i m sure some of you know what that means, as stated before their local rivals are west ham and ours are...
  14. Nervometer

    It's getting tense... Skidmarks may be appearing for many and so lets see what the SZ nervometer is reading before the Barnsley game...
  15. Sodje Or Barrett ? .

    Just before Adam Barrett was laid off with injury and the subsequent operation he was showing the type of form that got him Player of the Season by Club ,Fans ,Fellow Professionals and Writers in his first Season with us ,even tho it was a lower division he was the outstanding Player and was...
  16. CC51DAS

    What Injury will Karl Dubad get ?

    Despite the assurances of a few Ewes who insist that Karly wants to play , his boss will no doubt know better and announce that he is suffering from which of the above which will prevent him from appearing ??????? (Multiple Choice permitted )
  17. Hawkwell Blue

    FAO Xabia/SZ Mods

    Noticed lately a load of new fans appearing from different locations. In keeping with the recent "Top 100" lists would it be possible to do this for where our fans come from with the list in order of the distances involved. Obviously it would be one per town/city etc which means we'll have one...
  18. Mitchell Cole

    Clearing space for someone else perhaps?
  19. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
  20. Uncle Leo

    The fbm view and ratings

    PANTO SEASON IN FULL SWING AT ROOTS HALL Roll up! Roll up! Come and see the Christmas pantomime. No – not Dick Whittington at the Cliffs, or The Wizard of Oz at the Palace, but one that beats the lot – Cinderella at Roots Hall. Why Cinderella? Because no Southend players went to the ball (at...
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