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  1. Kenny

    Sir Bobby Robson

    a real shame but it seems to have been on the cards for a while. From the Sun website. ----------- BOBBY ROBSON has won countless battles during a career which has earned him a permanent place in the nation’s hearts. But his latest fight, sadly, will be his last. English football’s favourite...
  2. The Big Dady

    Leeds United Team Name Change

    Leeds women change name of club Link Is Ken is out to make more friends then, threatening them with legal action ?
  3. Harold Bishop Killer

    Why I Fired My Secretary

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. . I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy...
  4. Harold Bishop Killer

    50 Things To Do In A Lift

    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small...
  5. Clarky_Blues

    Invasion of Manchester

    I have to say I have never seen anything like this morning in Manchester City Centre with the invasion of Glasgow Rangers. Was advised by my brother-in-law who is in the traffic police for GMP not to drive in to work today with all the road closures around Manchester City Centre to accomodate...
  6. Harold Bishop Killer

    Guts And Balls

    We've heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and have the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'...
  7. Irish_Shrimper

    Carlisle, the Irish, and a terrible hangover...

    Just back from the trip to Glasgow and Carlisle about an hour ago - Still absolutely buzzing from the result! First off, I'd like to say it was an absolute pleasure meeting those of you I bumped into and sat beside for the match. You, along with the masses that travelled up, are an absolutely...
  8. Reading Shrimper

    Carlisle Fans

    Did anyone have much contact with Carlisle fans before/after the game? I stayed up in Longtown the night before and everyone I met was very friendly and welcoming. However.... Upon arriving in Carlisle, what a disappointment. Loads of bitter, rude fans and lots of chavs hurling insults and...
  9. steveo

    Question Marks

    Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the massive increase in the use of question marks - and often multiple question marks - in the wrong places? I am certainly not an expert at that stuff but its becoming really annoying. Bits from 4 seperate emails I received this afternoon: 1)Sorry to...
  10. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!

    Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...
  11. Slipperduke

    Klass-Jan Huntelaar

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
  12. Jevons Blow For Terriers

    Huddersfield striker Phil Jevons has been ruled out for up to a month after tearing a calf muscle. Jevons, a free signing from Bristol City, was forced out of the action after 11 minutes in the midweek defeat at Hartlepool. The 28-year-old former Everton trainee has been an ever-present in Andy...
  13. Gary Hooper

    Sorry If this has already been posted On loan striker Gary Hooper spoke to The Official Hereford United Website following Saturday's 2-0 win over Chesterfield. Hooper, who scored his 4th Bulls goal in just five appearances since his arrival from Southend said "It was a good win, it was good...
  14. Southminster_Shrimper

    Southend Ladies v Beacon Hill Ladies (Match Report)

    Match: Southend Utd Ladies vs Beacon Hill Ladies Venue: Eastwoodbury Lane, Southend Kickoff: 1:30pm Conditions: Cold and Windy SZ Reps: “bluesbloke” and “Southminster_Shrimper” Match Report: "Southminster_Shrimper" On a very cold and windy day at Eastwoodbury Lane...
  15. Slipperduke

    Dr Ramos' Football Surgery

    For Tottenham Hotspur, the last four months have been like one of those celebrity makeover programmes on the television. Tottenham trudged into Dr Ramos’ Football Surgery back in October looking overweight, haggard and drawn. Now, after weeks of detailed appraisal and then a flurry of cutting...
  16. Bit of Transfer Gossip

    Afternoon all I've been on this site quite a while but just been a voyer so to speak but I have a bit of interesting goss I thought people might be interested in... I have it on good authority that we are set to sign a striker from those west country boys coming up today. They have him on...
  17. Help Needed

    HELP NEEDED I see the government is looking for volunteers to spend a couple of hours a week Mentoring newly arrived migrants, as apparently, these poor loves need looking after So bearing In mind, we have the most left wing, pc correct messageboard of any club in the league, I thought who...
  18. Davros

    Fun and games on C2C last night

    i have just fired this off to C2C customer relations... i think you'll enjoy.. Dear C2C a bemusing journey home last night... Having been kicked off the train at Basildon circa 10.30pm we were told there would be buses soon to take us further onwards. After an hour (and another couple...
  19. Important travel info for tomorrow

    For those going by train and arriving into Liverpool St, there is no Circle, Met or H&C line between Liverpool St and Baker St this weekend. Best option is to walk to Moorgate (approx 5mins walk) and get the Northern line direct to Euston.
  20. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    A New Dawn

    I wake early. The early morning mist of a Summer’s day is readily burnt by the glowing yellow sun rising over south Suffolk’s gently rolling fields. Next doors much despised ****erel, 300 yards away and out of rifle range, announces the event with gusto. I amble downstairs and let out Shrimper...