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  1. fbm

    Darlo's strikers

    I went on their fans site and asked how, in the days of wage capping, they could afford Hignett, Wijnhard and Armstrong. These are 2 of the responses: They ain't on as much as you think. Hignett is an adopted local lad anyway and simply wants to play football. Armstrong is on a short term...
  2. canada shrimper

    friday giggle

    >           The Pharmacist Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.  Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this  morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to  confront the druggist, and  demand an apology...
  3. Why its legendary to be a

    Why its legendary to be a man!!!!! 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even...
  4. Napster

    Keith Gus Summers memorial away trip

    MEMORIAL AWAY GAME/BOOZE UP 2004 Notts County v Southend United Saturday 18th September 2004 As most of you will be aware Keith Summers passed away after a long illness just after the LDV Vans Final. He was an avid Southend Supporter from 1957. His old mates don't just want to meet up...
  5. Morning trains to London....

    For the last couple of weeks I have been travelling up to London and arriving at Liverpool Street an hour or so earlier than usual (between 0600 and 0645). I noticed that there was something odd about the passengers on the train and today I realised what it was. After a headcount of people on...