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  1. Tonight's Match

    Hot news from Spain ---- tonight's match was nearly called off as PS didn't realise the match was to be played on an artificial pitch. He didn't want to risk any injuries to the players but relented after considering all the fans who have travelled to watch the team play. I think the players...
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    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. blues_r_best

    Even Bigger News than the Ipad 3

    SimCity V!
    • blues_r_best
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: TechnoZone
  3. Jam_Man

    Possible artificial pitch comeback ?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17064905 Theres apparently calls from league one and two clubs to bring back plastic pitches. Now Im sure they are better than they used to be but the thought of it fills me with dread. Theres a survey you can fill out on the page if like me you want to...
  4. steveo

    This is a tough one

    A High Court judge has ruled that a brain-damaged woman should not be allowed to die, in what is being seen as a landmark case. The woman, who is 52 and can be referred to only as M, is in what is known as a "minimally conscious state". Her family argued she was in pain and that artificial...
    • steveo
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    • argued artificial damaged pain ruled solicitor
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. TrueBlue

    Durham City FC

    http://unibondleague.pitchero.com/tables.php Played 38 games won 2 drawn 0 lost 36 but they have 0 points because they had 6 deducted!!! They were Northern League champions in 1994 and again in 2008, gaining entry to the Northern Premier League First Division North. They won that division at...
  6. * ORM *

    Rambling musings when you wake up slightly hungover with not enough sleep.

    Damn, it doesn't matter what time I go to bed (2.30am) and how much I've had to drink the night before (plenty). I still wake up at 6.30 even on a Sunday and well before the alarm clock which is set for 8.30 to wake up a girl I was out with last night as she is going sailing all day today and...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. TrueBlue

    Supported the zone!!!

    Right well I was looking through the zone shop links and I went over to http://www.naturalinstinct.co.uk/ anway long and short of it I purchased a male sex toy for a laugh see how it feels so I have gone and purchased a 'Flip Hole'...
    • TrueBlue
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Slipperduke

    History Will Reward Liverpool

    This week, a friend of mine bound for pastures new bestowed upon me her collection of old football magazines. I can't begin to explain how exciting this is to someone like me. You see, my friend's magazine collection is taller than her and it stretches back through the years to historic...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Bob Cratchitt

    Breast Feeding is it about to go to new levels??

    Just for MrB and number11 We usually find what the stars of Hollywood do, the women of the western world tend to follow. Clicky here!! So what is your opinion on this, a) It is ok for the mother to go public b) We should embrace the old traditional methods used upto the early 1930s c)...
  10. The Flying Scotsman

    UFO's Part II

    Given the owners of this glorious site have withdrawn my right of reply in relation to the debate about UFO's, I feel I should add the following. Unidentified flying object (commonly abbreviated UFO) is a popular term for any seemingly aerial phenomenon that is not readily identified. Research...
    • The Flying Scotsman
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Slipperduke

    Victory For Football? Not Quite...

    Finally someone listened to Kaka. Throughout this entire silly episode, the Brazilian midfielder has begged and pleaded with the AC Milan management not to sell him to Manchester City. He has told them that he wants to stay and captain the side. He said that he wanted to grow old at the San...
  12. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Shower

    How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • admire artificial bathroom bedroom condition flash gown hes knob loud oil pile surrounding washing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    Fancy a swim?

    If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stock up on the energy drinks before diving in to this one. It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water. Yesterday the Guinness Book of Records named the vast pool...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Slipperduke

    A bullet with Avram Grant's name on it.

    He took them to within a slip of the European Cup and a Steve Bennett of the league, but when a bullet with Avram Grant's name on it came whistling in from the Chelsea boardroom it came as a surprise to absolutely no-one. This good, proud man had always been the wrong choice as Jose Mourinho's...
    • Slipperduke
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    • advertise anfield artificial backroom billboard boardroom branding brokers convincing crack cup deed dressed elite flashing hidden jobs league liverpool moody proto riches shirt
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Joke of t'day

    A Welsh man called daps buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what...
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    • ant artificial didn ead grass lying measure phones proceeds rover wakes
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Rebecca Loos

    Is there no end to her talents.... Rebecca Loos in pig stimulating debacle Last updated 07 October 2004 'The Farm' has landed in hot water over Rebecca Loos stimulating a pig. Channel 5 and Ofcom, the body that regulates TV, have received complaints over the scene which showed Rebecca...

  18. Walkers Great British dinners crisps.

    I decided to go with something new this lunchtime and went for a bag of Walkers 'great British dinners' roast beef and Yorkshire pudding flavour crisps. They *do* smell and tast of Yorkshire pudding but when the beef flavour kicks in a fraction of a second later it kind of spoils the...
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    • ard artificial beef bra ched crisps dinners eating flavour ish products spoils suitable tents
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Smith and Warren

    I don't want to hamper all you spotty boys team building planes but just thought I would make you all aware that you may be jumping the gun abit including J Smith in your teams. However if you were a Northampton supporter then id say 'yes' include J in your wonderland line ups...

  20. Fat Bastid's

    Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping, He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe. However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she finds it So she phones up Paul, and says "That's...
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