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asthmatic

  1. Speed of an asthmatic tortoise

    The Zone on a go slow today? Seems to tie in when it was like swimming through treacle on matchdays...3pm on a Saturday.....
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    In honour of the Gillingham manager.....

    ....can we come up with a Southend Slow XI Obviously Stimson at left-back and probably captain, pushing out Che Wilson (FACT: Che could run quicker backwards than forwards) and recent loanee, George Friend. Centre-halves - we've had a few who could be outsprinted by a crippled, asthmatic ant...
  3. palexander

    Ricky Gervais: Politics

    Gone on a real comedy trip this week. Ordered "Big Train" and "The Day Today" DVD's and last night brought Richard Pryor's stand up DVD (with free 'Stir Crazy'!) and Ricky Gervais' new one, Politics... Politics is pretty similar to 'Animals' if you've seen that, but this time Gervais seems much...
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