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  1. TrueBlue

    Vw skoda audi seat

    Guys I purchased a 14 Plate skoda superb brand new at the start of the year as my taxi and I have since found out that it's part of the emissions cover up - subsequently I have now seen that the top law firms are now going for a class action lawsuit against VW group so just a heads up for people...
  2. Christmas tree light audit

    What setting do you use?
  3. Cutlery

    Just taking a SZ audit of cutlery order in your cutlery drawer.
  4. C C Csiders

    Col Ewe v Southend: raising your awareness

    If you are to attend the above match just off the A12 on Boxing Day please be aware that Channel 4 are taking their default position by auditioning for the next series of The Undateables at the stadium on that day.

    Cheap travel in comfort to Morcambe!

    Hey all...I'd love to drive up there on Sat, lifelong Shrimper!!...will be going from N London/Herts border (flexible within reason here)...Problem being I am not working and cash a bit tight!...If anyone would chip in a bit for diesel then all of our dreams may just yet come true...
  6. Who is in work? - an audit

    Are you in work today, or are you at home (including WFH, self-employed, other dossers!)? God it's miserable in the office today.
  7. Christmas audit

    So how are you all doing?
  8. TrueBlue

    Outstanding Branding - A Special Thanks

    On behalf of TBV and I am sure many of you too I would like to thank and inform you that Kent Shrimper (Andy) his company Outstanding Branding has kindly donated 1,000 Balloons for Saturdays game, this is not the first time Andy has helped TBV and we can't that him enough. Andy has also helped...
  9. Sean Clohessy

    Whilst driving to work today, I was stuck in traffic. When I looked in my rear view mirror I saw Sean Clohessy sitting in his car behind me. Seeing as I live on the South Coast, after much deliberation, I have decided that either of the following are possible: 1. Sean is joining Southampton 2...
  10. Napster

    Enough about Thatcher

    I've got an audition to be on Mastermind tomorrow. Wish us luck. :winking:
  11. Its Only A Game

    Anyone had dealings with "The Road Traffic Group"?

    These people are really bugging me now. I had a small knock in my car a year ago when i was stationary and someone hit me at about 5mph. My car didn't looked damaged but as it was a company lease vehicle I had to get it checked at the local audi dealer. They pass all this work onto another...
  12. TrueBlue

    GTA V details....

    The first of many GTAV previews to come starts today with Game Informer's article hitting the digital newsstand. Continue reading below for our bullet pointed summary of all the important and interesting facts, and discuss further on GTA Forums: General Information: There are 3 playable...
  13. TrueBlue

    The Mario story so far.....

    £10,000 in parking fines. Car has been impounded 27 times. £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team. Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino. Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager. Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing. Started a fight with 4...
  14. Its Only A Game

    uploading files

    I stumbled across Birmingham City's accounts and audit report yesterday which quite sadly I found interesting, particularly the audit report. In light of todays mass hysteria over Gary Lockett leaving etc etc I thought it might be nice for some to see that there are others in more trouble than...
  15. OldBlueLady

    Blues warned after missing accounts deadline

    Well, yesterday's Echo actually, but surprised no-one picked up on it. Page 8 of the edition I got, "Southend United say they are about to file accounts for last year, after receiving an official warning. The club, who have weathered a number of financial storms over the past 18 months...
  16. Audi billboard

    If you know what I mean, then post here!
  17. The problem with football...

    Hi all...these days I usually respond to threads something around 7-pages in which takes about 2 seconds thought and isn't very serious, just the usual tired crap of taking the **** out of RM, (which lets face it isn't hard, I mean every time he opens his mouth to the press it's bloody hilarous...
  18. Ref Watch - Post Mick

    Colin Webster. Likes spaghetti bolognese, heineken and romantic walks through the Yorkshire dales. Drives to the game in an Audi TT listening to the best of Blur. Appreciates Cherry Lucozade at half time. Once oversaw Theo Robinson nutmeg three defenders, then fall over his shoelaces. Fell...
  19. Bexley Blue

    Standard Article

    I've just spotted it. Can't see it posted anywhere else. Talks a little about the most recent audit. Has anyone else seen it? Standard Article
  20. Ron Manager

    Some reforms to consider

    1 - Scrap televised debates (the one's that started this year with the 3 main party leaders). That's nothing to do with policy and more to do with media training. 2 - Ban politicians in office and candidates as soon as they are standing for office from appearing on 'entertainment' programmes...