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  1. Bielzibubz

    John Cooper Works Mini

    Well, after much deliberation the boy racer, mid life crisis part of my next car choice won and this afternoon I pick my John Cooper Works Mini. I know some of you will consider this foolhardy but to tell the truth...........I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FEK :D With 211 bhp under my right foot, the...
  2. seany t

    How many of the Top 25 most downloaded iTunes songs since 2001 do you like?

    Bold the ones you do! 1. Black Eyed Peas - 'I Gotta Feeling' 2. Lady GaGa - 'Poker Face' 3. Black Eyed Peas - 'Boom Boom Pow' 4. Jason Mraz - 'I'm Yours' 5. Coldplay - 'Viva la Vida' 6. Lady GaGa - 'Just Dance' 7. Flo Rida (feat. T-Pain) - 'Low ' 8. Taylor Swift - 'Love Story' 9. Leona Lewis -...
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    • audi audit bleeding pain rihanna romance stronger viva
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. blues_r_best

    Stupid NY Janitor

    Stops hot lesbian teacher sex Who he stopped
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. OldBlueLady

    AGM 3/9/09 - Full Report

    Okay, here we go - it's 8 pages long so I'm not sure how it's going to break down on here, please bear with me and refrain from any comments until you get to what is obviously the last page! Full notes of Southend Utd’s AGM – 3rd September 2009 Meeting held at Southend Council Chamber...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • Replies: 54
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. The Flying Scotsman

    Ladies - Are you looking for work?

    I am a strip club owner looking for lovely young ladies to dance at my club. To line up an audition, please PM me. Thanks Dave Stringfellow
  6. Slipperduke

    Leaving It Late

    Newcastle 3-1 Middlesbrough Taylor, 9 Beye (og), 3 Martins 71 Lovenkrands, 86 They don't make it easy on themselves up on Tyneside. Watching this spirited and determined victory over Middlesbrough, the objective observer could be forgiven for wondering why they hadn't tried such an approach...
  7. OldBlueLady

    We are the Zone Eggheads

    For those involved in auditions next week, looks as if some practice could be available http://www.southendunited.co.uk/page/AlsoInNewsDetail/0,,10444~1654237,00.html
  8. Smiffy

    Breaking News Ron's Blog

    I feel that I should be letting you have my thoughts and feelings about the season now it is effectively at an end but I promised that I would answer all the questions that are put to me and I am continuing to do so. However I will need to bring this to an end soon as it was only meant to span...
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    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Finances and the Future of SUFC
  9. Winkle

    Gave me a liitle chortle!

    I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Exiled Shrimper

    Vying for the number three spot

    Forget the X-Factor, Britain’s Got Talent or Strictly Come Dancing, there was only one audition to attend this weekend as three prospective England batsmen took to the crease to try and force their way back into the international reckoning. England must now long for the days when a succession...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
  11. Lord Football

    The Jade Goody Society

    Firstly, and most importantly, I'll state that cancer is a terrible and indescriminate disease. It strikes the young and it strikes the old. I would not wish cancer on my worst enemy. But I am getting increasingly concerned at the media circus that is Jade Goody. Let us look a back at some...
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    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Southend United AGM 2008

    Part 1 of Notes from the AGM of Southend United Football Club held 12th November 2008 at the Council Chambers, Civic Centre, Southend on Sea The meeting began with Ron Martin making welcome the 120 or so shareholders in attendance, explaining that with the recent share issue there had been an...
    • McNasty
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    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Interpol Shrimper

    ABC Circulation Figures

    I've got to finish my first essay for my access learning course & hand it in on Monday (topic is "Celebrities: Who Needs 'em?") and I want to quote what the current ABC circulation figure for Heat magazine currently is. Is there anybody on here with contacts in the magazine/publishing industry...

  14. Would you vote for these policies

    After the success of the SNP last night and seeing the unelectability of the two main (only) parties in English parties, I have decided to start up a new party; The ENP (English Nationalist Party). Below is a list of sample policies, so please vote! - The union to be scrapped as the barnett...
    • Andyhsufc
    • Thread
    • audi barnett farcical franchises funded havent inflation lose money proceeds rate snp taxpayers
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. shooter mcgavin

    Metal Monday 19 - Featuring Kurt Cobain's fave band

    Just about to get this on board in time to still be Monday!! Apologies to SUFC Al or Brettie Angell if they had something else lined up, but thought I'd get some stoner out to the masses. The Melvins were formed in the early 1980s by Buzz Osborne (guitar/vocals), Matt Lukin (bass) and Mike...
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    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. You want cars.....?

    KTM X-Bow We love the fact that this wild-looking KTM car came about after a bunch of enthusiastic engineers from KTM decided to build a fun sports car. Usefully, they had some friends at nearby Audi who came up with the powerplant - the 236bhp 2.0-litre turbocharged unit that's found under...
    • dashman
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Mr. Benedict

    Blue Idol?!?

    Not sure if someone's mentioned this already seeing that I was offline all last week, however this just dropped into my email inbox: Could give us a laugh in the cold winter saturdays!
  18. Bielzibubz

    Money no object - what car?

    If money and running costs were no concern what car would you go out and buy or order. Personally right now I'd plump for the new Audi A8, stunning car and the best of both worlds. Blistering performance with the comfort and build quality you always get with an Audi. Over to you lot.......
  19. scrounger

    Dump

    Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...
    • scrounger
    • Thread
    • advised audi bathroom chilli clinging core failing following harmony hurts imo japanese nam noisy odious scissors screaming shirt shuffle sing sinister socks stinging supply tolerance tone towels walls wipe
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Advice please.

    Me and my wife have decided we would like a sports car for the summer. Her birthday is on the horizon and i would like to go and get one for her. She wants the new Audi TT but i want to drive this car too and think that the TT is a hairdressers car. Any other suggestions? Anyone know anything...
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