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Road Rage!
on the way to work this morning minding my own business and an audi tt was pull over in the bus lane. i drove past as anyone would and as i was level with him he pulled out. luckily i managed to swerve away without getting hit but this led to him right up my **** screaming out the window and...- mattytheshrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Southend United - How far have we come? Part 2
"This football club has lacked direction for a long time," Ron Martin told the Evening Echo's Bernie Friend in mid-September 2000. On the pitch Southend United were struggling at wrong end of the Third Division table, having notched up just one win from their opening seven games of the season...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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When the Saints really do go marching in...
AFTER Saturday’s result the local rag down this way had the headline ‘Roots Hall Of Shame’, which made me chuckle. However, things got a whole lot funnier when I read today’s edition. Is losing to Southend really that bad? Man storms studio and turns air blue THE airwaves turned blue when a...- jumbo shrimp
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Something just occured to me
About three months ago (can't remember exactly when), whilst walking along Fairfax Drive to The Hall one Saturday afternoon I spotted Dean Kiely driving up Gainsbourough Drive in his Audi A8 convertable, complete with a private KIELY1 plate looking for a parking space. He obviously...- Bielzibubz
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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monday morning joke
An old one but a good one ...... The bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing...- southend4ever
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Chelski make record losses
Courtesy of BBC Sport. If and when Abramovich leaves, I can seriously see them doing a Leeds.- Hockley_Blues
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Software Questionarre
Whilst still battling with redoing, reformatting and generally tinkering with things I shouldn't I wondered what the most essential pieces of software are. OS exluded as I use a Windoze version of ME Photoshop and Dreamweaver are my essential bits of Computer bling which I haggled from a...- The Artful Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Chelmsford City
Just in case anybody's remotely interested this is a report from the council meeting last night: Essex sport, and Chelmsford City Football Club in particular, will benefit from a landmark decision by the Chelmsford Borough Council’s Planning Committee to approve the development of Melbourne...- Adrian C
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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More news on Mapeley
For those with an interest in things close to our owners' hearts, Mapeley have been exonerated by the National Audit Office for their role in the STEPS "scandal"....For more, see issues of Private Eye and stories below (One of Mapeley's major shareholders is Delancey) NAO...- Napster
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- audi audit fusion parliament
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Biggest Car in the whole wide world
Can anyone beat my F reg Audi 100 estate? The admiral graf spee- Guest
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- admiral audi
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Biggest Car in the whole wide world
Can anyone beat my F reg Audi 100 estate? -----Original Message------ Guest
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- admiral audi
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Bristol Rovers chairman goes mental!
A mate of mine supports Bristol City and he just emailed me something that the Bristol Rovers chairman posted on their main message board after their 4-0 defeat against Yeovil on saturday. Haven't got a link but have no reason to believe it wasn't genuine.... : "Yes I am ashamed...- Beefy
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Technical Support needed
Dear Technical Support > > > > > > 18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, > > > which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are > > > apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution...- windybottom
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Cowboy
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to...- windybottom
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- Forum: Homer's Bar