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  1. Rootshallbloke

    The Great British Bake-Off

    Great British Bake Off: BBC loses rights to Channel 4 - So says the web headline. Love it or loath it the program is a fabulous viewing success for the BBC. Will it work as well on CH4? I don't know.
  2. What's your greatest weakness?

    Greggs for me. Struggle to go past one without giving serious thought to whether I can grab a steak bake/doughnut. I just booked a hotel pretty much on the basis that a Greggs is next door. What about you? Midget pr0n? Justin Bieber? Cherry Coke? Mars Bars?
  3. The Great British Bake OFF

    I love this programme, it has been interesting and mildly amusing IMO. I have checked contestants and from Essex there is a Lithuanian female body builder! ( Not too much British in her then). Standard seems to be 6 men, six women, some old, some mums, some grans, token...
  4. Worrying comments from Bernie Friend? (Southend fan and reporter)

    He may even be on here - but seen some worrying comments from his timeline this evening online... People and Mirror reporter and Southend fan, based in Leigh.
  5. Cricko

    How to cook the Christmas Turkey

    Buy a turkey & a bottle of vodka. Pour yourself a glass of vodka & put the turkey in the oven. take another 2 drinks of vodka & set the oven at 375...have 3 more vodkas & turn the oven on. Take 4 vods of drinky & turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer & glass yourself a pour of...
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    If there was a Civil War??

    One of Glasgow’s comments on another thread prompted me to start this one. Imagine that Civil War broke out in the UK and you were put in charge of a unit of 10 men/women. These 10 men/women would be the elite of the elite and all hand chosen by yourself from fellow Zone members. You...
  7. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 15/7/09

    Revelling In It Revelling In It This week starring: Alan ‘Peter Jones’ McCormack Steve ‘I just love football’ Parmenter Adam ‘Blue blood runs through my veins’ Barrett Anthony ‘Rocky Balboa’ Grant Steve ‘Big Bird’ Mildenhall An introducing (again)….. Lee ‘Birdsnest hair’ Sawyer Personally...
  8. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Trout......what to do

    Neighbour has just brought me round a lovely looking Brown Trout, think i will cook it tonight, i have cooked quite a few different recipes in the past with Trout but can not decide what to do with it.....Grill, fry, bake....Dilema dilema. Any suggestions???
  9. Moussa - is he good enough?

    Moose aint ready? I keep seeing on this board WTF??????????:stunned: Do you have to put the lad in an oven and bake him at the right temp or summit like that?????? This has got to be the most ridiculous assement of one of our most promising players....... like the Alan Hansen "You can't...
  10. callan

    Interview with a zoner part 5.

    Canvey shrimper is our latest interviewee known to some also as Harry, but back in the 70's when terrace violence was at its height he was known as Malcolm the Teapot, a name that would strike terror into opposition fans. Q. Share with us your experiences of the terrace violence that was so...
  11. Kenny

    Just had an official text...

    ....from my mum, "Theres some pasta bake in the oven if you fancy it" Awesome - the best news I've had all day
  12. KrustyTheKray

    Traffic census on A127 and A130

    Anyone get caught up in any of these? A127 going London bound during rush hour they have a lane closed off for a poxy census! The same thing yesterday going southbound on the new A130! Luckily i never used either road, but this seems a bit much to totally close off a lane, then the Police...
  13. Spaceman Spiff

    Uncle Jacques

    Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...
  14. Spaceman Spiff

    Uncle Jacques

    Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...
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