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  1. How many of these Championship Manager 93/94 players can you identify?

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2015/feb/10/football-quiz-championship-manager-93-94 Who said the Guardian was just for BarnaBlue? I got 18 and am kicking myself at the two I got wrong because I always used to sign them both.
  2. callan

    Interview with a zoner Wembley special

    After an absence of sometime….I have decided to resurrect ‘’interview with a zoner’’, for a one off Wembley special. Previously I have delved deep into the psyche of other zoners and have interviewed people from diverse cultural backgrounds (London fatso)...
  3. Benfleet A1

    Shrimperzone's Honourable Gentlemen

    Just a bit of fun, it's election time and Shrimperzone has evolved into a national and global beast. The decision has been taken to field a candidate to fight every seat in the country and the opinion polls suggest a landslide for us. We have no elected leader but in anticipation that we will be...
  4. Jimmy Carr

    So is tax avoidance morally wrong? Was D-Cam hypocritical to call him out? Would you avoid tax if you were earning big bucks? Should loop-holes be closed? Can loop-holes be closed? Feel free to discuss here, except BarnaBlue.
  5. Welcome back Shrimperos brother.

    A thread to mark the return of the wonderful poster know as barnablue after a month ban,have you missed him? Are you chomping at the bit to read what great films he has watched or read his great links to left wing stories in his fav paper. Or are you looking forward to reasoned debate which he...
  6. Cricko

    Draws and Results

    Ok Chaps and Ladies..Here is the draw for the first round....Heats start Tomorrow the 6th. 2 Heats per day discounting weekends. Please remember YOU must post at least a video or some copy as to why your nominee is the best (the content can be from wiki or anywhere else)..Anybody failing to do...
  7. yogi bear up the cagire

    Barnablue's favourite restaurant is closing!

    Enjoy your last meal Phil! http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/the-last-supper-el-bulli-closes-its-doors-2327826.html ...........from now on, it's back to Pizza hut and Macdonald's! :winking:
  8. Cricko

    The Apprentice Zone Sweepstake draw.

    The Apprentice candidates... The Draw. 1.........Hong Kong Fooieeeeee..............Alex Britez Cabral 2.........Pubey....................................Edward Hunter Fired. 3.........Fasto....................................Tom Pellereau 4.........MK...
  9. yogi bear up the cagire

    Official Match Thread Southend United v Burton Albion

    Twenty mins late and very preturbed..............we are one up.......does anone know anything about the goal? It was CORR................with Love to Barnablue!
  10. Tangled up in Blue

    Room 101

    Room 101 - 2011 ESB/Rusty O’Brian:-How many goals do you see Barnablue? BarnaBlue:-Seventeen. A surge of electric power pulsates through the electrodes attached to BB’s genitals. ESB/Rusty O’Brian:Once more,how many goals do you see? BarnaBlue:-How many goals do you want me to see...
  11. Hotman

    The big sam is back

    #freethebigsam Just need barnablue back now
  12. Hotman

    Question Does BarnaBlue talk bollocks?

    http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?64961-Does-Cyberbullying-exist-on-SZ/page9 Barnablue reckons that there are only half a dozen people that think he talks bollocks. I reckon twenty. Private poll, so nobody feels peer pressure from either side :hilarious:
  13. Jorge Mendes: Super-Agent

    Without wanting to "do a BarnaBlue", David Conn's piece on Jorge Mendes in today's Grauniad is brilliant. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/david-conn-inside-sport-blog/2011/jan/18/jorge-mendes-super-agent In a nutshell, papers obtained by Portuguese courts have uncovered the extortionate fees...
  14. Rob Noxious

    Happy Birthday to ...

    ... my brother BarnaBlue. To many of you on here, he might come across as the 'Zone's resident pantomime villain ("oh no, he isn't"), but I love the odd joust with the old fella and am very pleased that we are all part of the broad Church we inhabit here. He's a pretty dedicated fan too - he got...
  15. Hotman

    Irate Ian

    Can we have him back? He's more fun to pick on than BarnaBlue in certain threads...but seriously, I'd be very interested in his views on the current situation at SUFC