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  1. Bob Cratchitt

    Bauer v Roces

    Seeing Mad Cyril's comment of doing a paper round on skates. Got me thinking which camp did you belong to?
  2. OldBlueLady

    Revelling in it 12th Aug

    Revelling In It This week starring: Steve ‘It’s relaxed muscle’ Parmenter Franck ‘The Stig’ Moussa Steve ‘'Yabbadabbado' Mildenhall Lee ‘Peter Pan’ Sawyer Normal service was resumed last Friday as Kit Man Steve Parmenter returned to the Club. Franno and I were travelling down the A127...
  3. Rob Noxious

    Record Shops I Have Loved

    This was meant to go in another thread which is closed for a few more hours, but seeing that this is ready for 'release,' I just wanted to get it 'out there' for the record-buying public of ShrimperZone. This one's a tribute to 'Carmel Records'... "Van Morrison once said that Jackie Wilson...
  4. Dirty weeds staying down

    Great news, so nice to see the scum of Football staying in the Division they belong. I am no lover of Millwall but I'll take them over Leeds anytime. Will make League one even stronger next season. Just look forward to beating them again at Roots Hall.
  5. number11

    Random news story.

    A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife. It gets weirder. Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they...
  6. Milan Mandaric

    ...was bizarrely on our train back to London last night. I think he was sitting with one of the directors. He received a call from Harry Redknapp wishing his congratulations and joked about loaning a few players for next year. I was a bit riled after reading his comments in The Sun that morning...
  7. Rusty Shackleford

    Interesting article about new stadia

    I wasn't sure whether to put this is in the General Sports forum or here but I think the warnings about the sterility of a new stadium and its impact on die-hard supporters belong here. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/partone/081121 The most worrying thing I noted was...
  8. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford's X-Files: SUFC Special

    I thought I would depart from the normal RSXF theme of carl, steveo and I arguing with all the Godless lefties and discuss something which really doesn’t belong in the Pub section – my view on the current state of Southend United, both on and off the field. Steve Tilson has presided over one...
  9. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Ronnie Pountney 2nd vote

    Up for the second time is Ronnie Pountney The first individual to be nominated 6 times, this still wasn't enough to make him a first ballot hall of famer, as his vote seemed to have got lost in the Christmas period. The idea that Pountney didn't make it was met by incredulity from those who...
  10. The Big Shrimp

    Southend Flags At Carlisle

    Not sure if this is the right place, but I've had a photo I took at Carlisle in April posted on a Football Ground guide website (See link below) http://www.footballgroundguide.com/carlisle_united/ You will notice that my photo, the last one has several Southend flags in it. Apart from Maldon...
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Ronnie Pountney

    There are many ways to measure greatness: appearances, medals, honours, popularity. Well Ron Pountney sits third in the all-time appearance list, was an integral part of the club's first major title (Division 4, 1980-81) and won the player of the year award a record three times. Ronnie...
  12. Hotman

    Live Chat Thread

    Just had a look through the last few pages (I know, shouldn't stick my nose in where it doesn't belong). There are a number of comments that I am sure wouldn't be made in front of the subjects (thankfully not involving me). A few should just remember that their pictures of their faces, and...
  13. Hotman

    Easy guide to World Politics and Economics

    SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have...
  14. Andy_Shrimp

    I am lucky as my mortgage is now paid.........

    but................................................ I am 37 this month and its gone. Made the last payment today. I am divorced and my ex gets the benefit. My children now have an asset. Ex gets to live rent free but that is what I want. As the house is and will always belong to the kids...
  15. Barrett's Banter

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/theblues/3576771.Barrett_s_banter/ Barrett's banter THE new campaign starts on Saturday and we can’t wait to get out there. Pre-season seems to have gone on forever and at last we’re onto the real stuff as we take on Peterborough at Roots Hall. The...
  16. shrimper loz

    Hell

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus...
  17. An Ode to Matt Harrold

    To the tune of Radiohead - Creep When you were here before, (for Yeovil) Couldn't look you in the eye You're not like Brett Angell, Your skill makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish you was special You're not very special Cos you're a creep, You're a weirdo What the...
  18. callan

    Interview with a Zoner - part 3.

    Our third interview is with J, a man who has had many guises on on SZ over the years and yet is probably an enigma to most., so lets find out more about him. ----------------------------------------- Q. You've had many zone bans over the years but these days you seem seem to court less...
  19. Supporting Southend

    As a kid growing up I found myself supporting Arsenal. Watching them lift the Cup Winners Cup started this short love affair with a big gun. At this time I had never even heard of Southend United. Even tho my grandad supported them he never spoke of the mighty blues, having supported them...
  20. Smiffy

    The Blue Voice: Destination Championship

    This article will be in the Vale programme, so you guys have the pleasure (or not!) of reading exclusively first!... I have highlighted in RED the main points of interest. Apologies for the length. The lads have performed miracles in the second half of the season and have secured a...
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