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  1. The Big Shrimp

    FA Cup Final Ref

    Just to prove the FA know nothing, or should I say Fcuk All, about our beloved game, have you seen who has been appointed ref for this showpiece event? Steve "Fcuking useless ****" Bennett. I can see it now, an exciting end to end game full of chances & excitement, when Fat boy Frank breathes...
  2. The Watermill Wino

    Trust Hero

    It was a sad day all round yesterday as we discover that Christopher (He's Always Late ) Berry was running his Last coach for the Shrimpers Trust yesterday. For 7 Long and late years he has organised, rearranged, delivered Shrimpers, answered the calls of the stranded and taken abuse. It was a...
  3. C C Csiders

    Albion vs. Hirbernia

    Albion win the toss and will bat, with Ed Joyce opening for his beloved, er Albion. Throw them asunder lads. I want 300+ here.
  4. The Artful Shrimper

    Bargain Basement Southend

    Foran admits buying £25 boots from Asda. Eastwood rides a pony n' trap. Gower buys greyhounds that are only good for making glue. What other bargain basement purchases do people/spies know our beloved heroes indulge in?
  5. Richard_Cadette

    Another Shrimper Gets Chained Up!!

    No, not prison fortunately, although some might compare it to that, but I am off tomorrow to Hawaii to get hitched (Southend United Shirts will become a regular sight on Waikiki Beach for the next fortnight!!) so I just wanted to wish you all a fond farewell for the next fortnight or so and I am...
  6. Richard_Cadette

    Unbelieveable, genuinely unbelievable

    There havent been that many occassions over the last few season for me to be genuinely angry and dismayed with my beloved football club, but this is most definitely one of those times. I find it absolutely staggering that we have managed to ship out 4 players from our already thin squad and...
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    • afford ant beloved dedicated especially faul following foo havent isnt league money prepared stated suppor support voice
    • Replies: 131
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Smiffy

    Deadline Day Rumours Thread

    I thought I would take it upon myself to create a fresh thread for any rumours you have heard regarding incoming/outgoings at our beloved club.. Fire away people... I'll start.. Paul Hayes to sign at lunchtime. ;)
  8. shrimptank

    Inside the Meeting.

    Well, what an afternoon. Myself, BLUEBLOOD and SUFCEssex got to the meeting and has to blag our way in and finally took our seats in the public gallery about 13.55. There seemed to be a lot of totally pointless wasted time as the councillors, debated the finer details of the application. We...
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    • applause beloved blindingly centres concrete didn discussed foo hidden indication rees retail seated stopped town voice
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. South Bank Hank

    So... can we actually do this?

    Dead and buried by Wolves last week, we raise ourselves to play the in-form Southampton. One exceptional performance later and many of us start to question the fast-gathering-pace belief that relegation for our beloved team is nothing short of a certainty. So, can we do it? Well, of course we...
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    • beloved bentley bradford certainty easier eastwood especially hall occupy pace qui recognise roots spells suppor support tin
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. My first (and only) game of the season

    Living on the other side of the world doesnt afford too many opportunities to watch my beloved blues but what a game ot pick on my brief return.... I have to say one of the best games i have seen ofr a long while and livie is so much better than blues World.... I thought the back 4 were vert...
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    Inadequacy - locked topic

    I was trying to reply to this but the topic got locked mid-post! As far as I can see this is about the only negativity that can be justified at this moment in time. I feel a lot of what is wrong in administration terms of our beloved football club lies singularly at the door of GK.  OK, fair...
  12. jeremyh1

    "Dagenham Kev" on Youtube!

    Wow, after searching Southend United on youtube I came across this "interview" and was shocked to see a guy who I had the "pleasure" of meeting at 2 matches last time I was over in the UK... Turns out he is known as "Dagenham Kev" and I was quite shocked to see he...
  13. Bielzibubz

    Robert Mugabe

    In short our beloved Prime Minister took this country to war against Iraq, first with the pretence of WMD and once that had been debunked it was to rid the planet of a menace and a man subsequently found guilty of genocide against his own people. Robert Mugabe has systematically taken his...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • beloved collapse flowing grab handing hypocrisy ive minister powers prime
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Stats

    The Best Birthday Present Ever

    Yesterday I thought the writing was on the wall, or on the toilet pan. I'd woken up with a migrane, dodgy stomach and had a case of the 2 bob bits, it was my birthday (25yrs young) and to kop it all off I faced the prospect of watching my team be thrashed on national tele by the worlds biggest...
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    • atmosphere beloved boast caused churn cup cure doesnt faced foo hall heartbeat heres icke isnt league qui roots singing tilly town wish woken
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. In shock.....

    .....nights like this surely happen to other teams not my beloved Southend United?   Freddy proved tonight that he is Premiership class, he ran 4 full international defenders (and good ones!) ragged!!! Would be harsh to single out players after a MAGNIFICENT team performance tonight but I...

  16. WHERE IS THE LOYALTY!

    Ive tried to refrain from posting but its got the better of me and ive just gotta do it to let all at the club and those on here with the 'ive got a ticket im all rite attitude know!' Having supported the club for over 25 years i had been waiting for a draw with a big club ie arsenal...
    • northbankblue
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    • annoys anto beloved existed hall icke ickets ive league liverpool posted refrain roots rover sing souls suppor trophy voice wish
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. Matt the Shrimp

    The Lead Boot...

    We've all heard of the Golden Boot - that trophy awarded to the most prolific striker at the end of the season.  The heroically talented Mr. Eastwood has already bagged one for his personal trophy cabinet. However, here at Shrimperzone, we're not happy unless we're moaning... and so I give you...
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    • amounts appalling barrington belgrave beloved brough cup eastwood essex hattrick money poacher prolific runners shirt town trophy unfulfilled weir worthy
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  18. Lucas D

    Bluebelles

    Just curious to see if anyone on here has got down to some horizontal morris dancing with any of our beloved bluebelles! Gentleman or Ladies! Your stories please.........
  19. Skyblue

    Ko delayed 15 mins

    Delayed 15 mins because of traffic problems as per a previous post. Probably Essex council deciding to dig up the 127 and stick their beloved cones everywhere.
  20. Bielzibubz

    I have a dilemma!

    Dear friends. I have a small problem. (no not that one) In three weeks time a lovely lady from deepest darkest Mississippi is coming to stay at my humble abode for 10 days. She gets into the UK on Friday 14th Sept just 24 hours before our away trip to West Brom. Bare in mind this lady has never...
    • Bielzibubz
    • Thread
    • beloved darkest deepest foo taxi thrown wes
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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